Cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts cunts.And they keep The One Show and the National Lottery shite.
Three nights a week is not enough for Radcliffe & Maconie's show. It's bad enough it's not on five nights. I think the BBC has got it in for me, it's getting rid of all my favourite radio.
SAD FACE. ONLINE. :(
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Druid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05,
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I for one find the one show to be quite interesting and informative.And Christine Bleakley would get it so hard.
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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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Adrian Chiles can fuck right off(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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Naw, it's funny watching him get flustered whenever he speaks to someone pretty.(
SuperMatt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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^This with the force of a thousand chavs who hate john venables.(
Noit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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There we go.(
Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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Alright Druid(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:08,
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I've come to the conclusion that only wankers listen to the radio.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:08,
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I don't even own a TV.(
Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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Only wankers drive.Although it did occur to me a while back that most of the adverts on the radio are for car insurance. I'm still not sure what the connection between cars and cinemas is.
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Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:12,
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What's that got to do with radio?(
Undulating Tentacles of Love lol i dun a bad plop in ur egg cup lol, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:12,
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I drive but I don't listen to the radioTHERE
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moohalaa FGN-47702-133708, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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So what do you listen to when you wake up in the morning?What lulls you to sleep at night?
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14,
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Is this a serious question?"It is inconceivable that a man could live without the radio!"
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Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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I didn't suggest that it was inconceivable, but I do wonder what is so preferable to make those of uswho listen to the radio "wankers".
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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You did really well to get from a sensible, valid questionto inferring Moose was suggesting it was inconceivable.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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It just seemed an odd thing to ask to me,as if anyone needs to listen to anything when they wake up or go to sleep.
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Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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Unfortunately, I am physically incapable of waking up at the same time every day to go to work withoutsome sort of external impetus. Personally I choose 6Music. If you have a better option, please share.
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:22,
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So the sound of ringing/beeping.Personally I prefer the sound of John Richardson/Shaun Keaveney and music.
Still, if you prefer a repeated monotone, that's your call. Doesn't make me a wanker though.
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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I don't prefer it,I turn it off as soon as it comes on. I wouldn't lie there listening to it.
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Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:26,
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You have no joy in your life, do you?WHAT'S THE POINT IN ANYTHING?
*slashes wrists*
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Druid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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I put it to you that you must have no joy in yours,if you feel the need to augment it with extra things all the time.
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Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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I fucking HATE wind chimes.What cunt needs to know it's windy. I lived in a house where the neighbours had numerous windchimes in their garden, I often had to close my windows in the summer due to the chimming.
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BindiBaji The Donkey is lovely, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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The anguished screams of his victims.and
The anguished screams of his victims.
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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Which is perfectly served up by BBC 666Music?(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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Nothing, and again nothing.Why would I need the radio to sleep? What sort of a spastic can't live without a radio?
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JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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I didn't say I can't live without the radio.I do wonder how listening to the radio makes me a wanker.
And since I listen to 6Music as my alarm in the morning, and also as I read before sleep in the evening, I was wondering what fantastic alternative you had for me.
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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just think of all the radioactive waste you're responsible for.(
Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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all those superfluous radio waves bouncing about all over the place,it's all your fault, consumer demand innit.
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Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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Riiiiight....sometimes it is quite difficult to tell when you are taking the piss.
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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Why would I offer you an alternative? I don't need one.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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Ah, the sound of silence.Which, I can also appreciate. However, it's really shit at working as a wake-up alarm.
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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is it also shit at lulling you to sleep?(
Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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Since I don't actually get "silence" in London, I would suggest yes.I also listen to the radio for the enjoyment of discovering new music, hearing interesting DJ's and listening to music that I enjoy. Again, it's preference. I prefer to listen to music rather than nothing. I like the joy that music can bring.
I still don't know why that makes me a wanker?
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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YOU MUST ACCEPT YOUR FATE AS A WANKERIT HAS BEEN DECREED STOP RESISTING
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Aardvark though we're apart, you thought of me still, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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Just because you're terrified of the tiny box with the talking people trapped inside.(
Noit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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Yet they let Edith Bowman remain :((((
Wicca'd Witch - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:13,
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And Fearne fucking Cotton.And Vernon bastard Kay. And Zane shitting Lowe.
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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Something needs to be DONE Tara.(
Wicca'd Witch - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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I'm getting my shit kickers on(
Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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i read this as "shit knickers":(
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:26,
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*shits in your knickers*(
Aardvark though we're apart, you thought of me still, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:27,
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It's OKso did I. I was really thinking too hard about how shit knickers were necessary. Perhaps she was scared that good knickers might be damaged in the fight?
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the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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*spits*Bastards
I don't listen to Bruce Dickinson, but I respect that the show is there.
I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO grumpy about the whole "restrategy".
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:14,
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It's a disgrace, TM. I'm very cross about it all.I've just done the BBC questionairre, I've written to the BBC trust, I think I'm going to write again.
They probably paid more to Wogan and Ross than the total cost of running the Asian Network and 6 Music for the last 8 years.
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Druid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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This article gives the indication that the decision to close 6Music is all about commercial interestswww.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/10/6-music-commercial-demographic-bbc
So I'm going on a Jihad against Murdoch.
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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6Music, along with Asian Network is essentially a sacrificial lamb thrown up up the BBC to please....the Murdoch Element.
6Music for the 'BBC has too many channels and wases our money' gang and AN for the racists.
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Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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I am very upset Am Badger, VERY upset.(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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Who wants to be first to post above a JMG thread?I'm so popular it upsets people.
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Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:04,
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as an 3litan, i recognise the importance of jmg inputand would not like to draw attention away from it
*fist bump*
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manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05,
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This is a superior thread.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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/Talks Greatest hits.Now the search function is back up and running we should have a trip dowm memory lane.
What do you think the best talk posts/threads are?
I like these two:
Friz on fire: b3ta.com/talk/6500185
Bou being thick: b3ta.com/talk/5788560
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Does anyone have the link to the thread where someone mentioned eating their own spunk, albeit jokingly(
SuperMatt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:54,
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There was a video in the newsletter yonks ago about someone who filled up a cream egg with spunk and ate it.=/
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Well I guess it would be nice, if Gonz had your body, up close to his body, all sexualy...aooouw. Summer names !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:58,
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the terrible thing is, i used to have some red pants with white polka dots and i LIKED them and now it is all gone to awfulness.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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What the?(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:58,
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It's the 'want to play' bit that's really fucking bleak.(
Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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This has me laughing every timewww.b3ta.com/talk/6692568
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53,
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None. Everything's shit.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:54,
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You're shit(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55,
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I can't wait until rob closes this board downDid you hear? Rob said he's closing down /talk
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:55,
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Is a white knight going to ride in and throw his cash on the table for us?(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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Hold on, message coming throughHe says he would but he hates us all so he'll be glad to see us go
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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It wouldn't mattercr3 would have a new one open in minutes, but it would be interesting to see who doesn't join it.
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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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most of the stuff in Mike Woz Ere's /Talk fail archive(
theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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And before that there was the /talk best of page.But I can't remember who set it up, and I assume that it has lapsed.
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:59,
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ah, I've never seen that...Amorous Badger's QOTW fail archive is brilliant as well
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theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:01,
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I'd just like to say that this week has been OUTSTANDING for Fail.I think I've been sent at least one story for every category in the Archive this week.
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Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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Daz, or something?(
the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:23,
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I don't bookmark threads I find amusing and so I tend to lose track of them.I may feel like I've lost out on occasion but it's probably saved me years of autism bookmark managing.
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Noit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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This classic Bou/Gilgamesh encounterb3ta.com/talk/5155031
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Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:58,
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I liked it when we all found out that Cronk was Bou.(
Well I guess it would be nice, if Gonz had your body, up close to his body, all sexualy...aooouw. Summer names !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:00,
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Gonzo - Great Explorer and Scientistwww.b3ta.com/talk/3561333
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Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:00,
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/talk - the Musical/SING! www.b3ta.com/talk/1381181
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:01,
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I only discovered this little gem the other daywww.b3ta.com/talk/2556776
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:02,
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Oh.. what's that - I must have them on ignore...(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:04,
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It's Bou starting an argument with herself.(
Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05,
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Seriously though, this is the right answer:www.b3ta.com/talk/5300448
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JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03,
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Parrott's girlfriendwww.b3ta.com/talk/1875349
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Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:05,
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This really was the internet's Crowning Moment of Awesome.(
Moon Girl Technologies lemon and ginger, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:15,
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THIS ONEwww.b3ta.com/talk/6456431
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manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:13,
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Hmm....It's been an interesting couple of weeks, I broke my toe, my cars engine went south and my PC's graphic card fucked up.
bad luck comes in 3's (so they say) so hopefully this current run of bad luck is coming to an end.
what was the longest streak of bad luck you ever had?
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:01,
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How did you break your toe?Were you trying to dance on point without the proper shoes? That's a silly idea.
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SuperMatt, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:02,
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I walked into a wall in the housebarefoot and stone cold sober.
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:04,
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yepking of all the numpty's that would be me.
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post658516
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Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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He also claims to have large genitals(lolol see wat i did there)
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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I'm going to burn your house down.(
Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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Fucking hell.The man's a massive wanker
b3ta.com/questions/pe/post575129
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Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:20,
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Yeah, I remember being 10 and finding other 10-year olds hot and wanting to see them in their underwear because that's what all 10 year olds do, right?(
Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:36,
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In all fairness, that's not the best one.And I couldn't be arsed reading it through, just take a look at his post history Friz.
It's full of 'and then I totally fucked her' posts.
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Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38,
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I like the way you haven't defined whether you found 10-year-old boys or girls attractive.(
hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:39,
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I remember in primary school, when you get changed for PE all in the classroom.When we had PE at the end of the day, and people's parents would be waiting in the playground to take everyone home, I would flash one of the mums my willy and then tell on her for being a perve.
I didn't really think that one through, in retrospect, I flashed probably about 50-100 people on a weekly basis.
Now I don't even shower without swimming trunks.
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Well I guess it would be nice, if Gonz had your body, up close to his body, all sexualy...aooouw. Summer names !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:47,
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Looks like Captain Length there also gets off on chicks crying in a state of undressWhat a pleasant chap
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:37,
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8 year olds, Dude.(
Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:46,
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4 year olds, Theo.(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:49,
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foetuses, Pete.(
the mighty badger like a diabetic dog in a bath full of sugar, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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I read 'artistic' as 'autistic'.(
Well I guess it would be nice, if Gonz had your body, up close to his body, all sexualy...aooouw. Summer names !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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i lost my job and broke my girlfriend status last year.things are still recovering from that, really.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:02,
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the worst thing is noone from my old job has really bothered to see how i am or to keep in touch.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:03,
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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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Yes now stop it because it's creeping the fuck out of everybody.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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She's totally out of his age-range.(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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Stop bullying Binky!(
Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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I AM AWARE OF MY DEFECTS.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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no need, it looks shit today already.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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i'm not going to list them(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:20,
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Let's put a smile on that face(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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*draws one on with scary black and red marker pens*(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30,
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There, that's better :DI finally watched Coraline last week o_O
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:33,
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The only annoying thing about that film is that they pronounced her name Coraline instead of Coraleen(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35,
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i like it.did you like it?
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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I did, the wanting to steal her eyes bit creeped me right out :SI now have suspicions that spangolin may be the Beldam after our Christmas presents, watch yourself around her, Binky.
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:46,
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*puts camera away**shuffles off stage right*
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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i was there for 2 and a half years, i was lovely to everyone, i always went out with them when anything was arranged, and now nothing.bah. there were looooads of people roughly my age there, it was an office of like 140, mainly in their 20s and 30s, and they all live in the area.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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People are rubbish.Nobody even wants to let me have a job at the moment. RUBBISH.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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THEY SUCK.aw is it a no to the primark one? did you find out why?
don't lose heart - they say 1 in 6 interviews ends in a job offer...
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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I've only had one interview.Nobody can be arsed with me. My CV is a shambles and I'm just on the wrong side of too old for anyone to be bothered wanting to train me.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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keep trying :) it's a tough market but you are ace and i am sure tremendously capable.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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you should move over herethey opened a call centre up the road and employ anyone mad enough to want to work in it. and I mean mad enough to work double shifts, Christmas day Sundays etc.
however, they put all their staff on 1 or 2 month contracts, dangling them like carrots when the contracts are coming to an end.
bastards.
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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Brighton has a shitload of telesales things.I've avoided them so far but I reckon I'm left without much choice now.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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as long as you enter the job in the full knowledge that it is temporarythe job is fine - also most of them have flexi hours to suit people so they are not that bad.
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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Keep trying.And if there's anything here we can do, shout... we're not above helping :)
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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I think I'd do better if I put massive lies on my CV so I looked like I had GCSEs.I'm not able to do that, I'd feel awful that I'd maybe stolen someone else's job who had real ones.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:16,
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you might steal a job from someone who has real GCSEs but that doesn't mean they would do the job betterFuck 'em
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Del Mo show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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Yes, but my point is that qualifications don't make necessarily make someone better at a job(
Del Mo show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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This is true.I don't think that making them up is a Good Plan, though.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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You're right everyone should go into an interview and spend an hour explaining why the other candidates are better than them.I'm not suggesting you pretend you've got a medical degree and try to become a surgeon.
If you can spell, add up and do percentages then you may as well say you've got GCSEs in English and Maths. Unless you are 17 or 18 no employer is going to want to see the certificates or check with your school to see if you are lying.
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Del Mo show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38,
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you don't have to say the other candidates are better, you have to sell the qualities you yourself have, duhh.lying on a cv is fraud.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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Holding yourself out as qualified to do something you are not is indeed seriousExaggerating your experience, involvement in a project, achievements, current salary and minor qualifications is all par for the course.
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Del Mo show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:48,
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Suppose.It's just difficult. Actually, I can't do percentages. Fuck.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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They do check.When I got my current job, there was a momentary panic when my school "no longer had" the certificates for my GCSEs and A-Levels.
Fortunately I keep them in a very safe place.
It is common practise to check all qualification documents.
Obviously, not all employers do, but they all reserve the right - and then WILL fire you with prejudice if you have been lying.
CV lies - don't do it kids! Spin instead!
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:47,
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I just feel like I'd be the one who got caught if I did such a terrible thingso I can't bring myself to do it, however tempting.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:49,
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Or, at least sign-up for the free courses down vvand you can put on your CV - GCSE English, Maths - In Progress.
And we can help you get qualified!
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51,
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I can really only speak from my own experience, which is working in HR for 12 years(
Del Mo show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52,
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I can really only speak from my own experience of having had my documents checkedfor all the jobs I have had. And also by recruitment agencies.
Maybe I just come across as untrustworthy ;)
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:54,
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Maybe I'm lazyand should spend less time on /talk and more time checking qualifications
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Del Mo show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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can you work on gcses now - evening courses etc?(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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I was going to do English and Maths at some point.I've also pre-registered for an OU foundation course.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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i would say, my dad teaches english and maths gcse standardand he's a really good teacher. but you don't live in north devon and he isn't running an evening course, only private tuition this year, so it's more expensive and kind of academic.
la la la.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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We have a free place here to do themit's just me being lazy and overly-stressed that's stopping me from getting round to it.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:37,
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I LIKE THIS NEWS.the first bit i mean
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43,
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Now I would like to know where there's not a bacon-delivery service.People delivery curry and kebabs, why not a fry-up?
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:45,
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BE A BACENTREPENEUR.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:47,
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Set one up!SMALL BUSINESS WOMAN LU!
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:49,
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I don't want to cook it for them, I want someone to cook it for me.And now my tummy has a rumble in it.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50,
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I've just worked out that statistically then, my next job interview WILL result in an offer.*applies for post at Chief exec at ICI*
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Amorous Badger Internet villain at large to QOTW., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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That's the way it should be, cut them off at the heart, once you've gotten all your usefullness out of them, they're dead to you.(
Well I guess it would be nice, if Gonz had your body, up close to his body, all sexualy...aooouw. Summer names !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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Hello you, have you heard anything back from your interview yet?(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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Not yet.Might hear by the end of the week. I've just applied for three more this morning. I can't believe that I've only had two positive replies out of more than 150 job applications. One to tell me I live too far away and need a car, the other Primark who haven't let me know either way yet. I've had nine rejections and the rest just haven't bothered at all. Sad times, I think I might have to sell my soul and do telesales.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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are you only applying to advertised jobs or are you applying speculatively too?(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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I've not been arsed with following much from the job sites as there's too much competition.I do apply but I prefer to pester the websites and numbers and emails and recruitment sections of places where I'd like to work and see what they've got, if anything.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:13,
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do you chase up your applications? i've realised that makes a big difference, too.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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I've triedand get ignored. It's just a bad time to be job-seeking really. I'm not taking it personally, I'm just in a grump generally.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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BAH.have some tea instead. Tea is greater than work. This is science.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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People from work rarely do(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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this year i am making more effort to visit people and build friendships.not with people from work though. they're all old and boring and i have nothing in common with any of them.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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Yes, having lots of friends in different places is a good thingI still have trouble trusting people
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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i have no trouble trusting people but i am hurt when noone is keen about or remembers me.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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We all are binky.(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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but i try to, you know, drop people a line, find out how they're doing, respond to their updates on facebook or twitter or whatever from time to timeand they never reply.
i don't feel worth very much if noone misses me.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:13,
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You never facebook me anymore.(
Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30,
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i am hardly ever on facebook.update your status with points of interest and i WILL.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32,
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OH, SO I'M BORING NOW, AM I?(
Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:48,
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*holds your face with both hands and puts my face right in front until you feel uncomfortable**kisses nose and bounces off*
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:50,
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You are rightThey rarely do. All you ever really have in common is where you have to be for part of the day. Just think yourself lucky if you can bear their company for that long. Neighbours are the same, you don't have any choice but to try to get on with them, if you like them too that's a bonus.
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The Cat's Mother is catching up with life on..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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oh yeah and at the time, my uncle died and then my dad had to go to hospital to get a lump removed and then my cat went missing for a few days(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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look that's not what a dog is supposed to look likewww.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1208913/The-poodles-transformed-pandas-horses-snails-creative-grooming-dog-shows.html
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:05, Reply)
"A poodle is transformed into a very convincing panda for a creative grooming show in Pennsylvania"Very convincing.
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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my gran died in the same week as i burnt a lasagnei was like "what the fuck"
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:03,
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I'm 6 foot four*tall fives*
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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steady on, it's only two inches, no need to stretch up like that(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11,
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its those extra 2 inches that make all the difference - ooeerr missus*Frankie Howard mode off*
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oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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Oh man, all these tall people(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:23,
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My dog got hit by a car two days after we paid for his haircut.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:04,
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o_OIs he ok?
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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No, he's dead.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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O_oSad times :(
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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2005 was a year of shite for meBroke up with my fiancé, had to move back in with my parents, got a job, lost a job, went mental, cousin died, other family issues. YES.
But it was pretty much solely 2005. 2006 was shite then great, and it's been great since. Ish.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:04,
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Cheerful reply there you intolerable shit(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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The story from the original Metal Gear Solid game is set in 2005.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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FUCK it's all coming together(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:20,
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The pope died in 2005. Was the pope your cousin?(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:22,
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Well he used to wear a tall white hat and he was PolishI suppose he must've been
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:26,
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About 3hrs, and about £5K.(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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About six months.And it's still ongoing.
WOO.
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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Lots of shit things happened to people I care about last year,so I have decided to make this year better by not caring about anyone.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love lol i dun a bad plop in ur egg cup lol, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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About 15 months or so.All over now though. Well, for the most part. My dad did have heart surgery yesterday. But it went OK. And it wasn't an emergency thing. So I don't think that counts as bad luck.
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Noit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:22,
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I read 'did' as 'died' and thought you were being rather matter of fact about it all(
Del Mo show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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I hear that about midlanders(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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Since 1983 lol(
World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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Dear lordThis means you are around the same age as me
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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*pointless internet hugs*(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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it floated on the top then slowly sunk under and the terminator 2 theme was playing(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:27, Reply)
An engine for an XJ8?That won't be very cheap
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Lord Foolius ignore me, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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I think I'm the only one that has had fantastic luckand I haven't gone mental yet
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Lord Foolius ignore me, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:35,
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There was this one time where I stumped my toe and I was like "awwwww HELL NO".Oh man, that was really tough time for me, but thanks to my friends, and the lord, I made it through.
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Well I guess it would be nice, if Gonz had your body, up close to his body, all sexualy...aooouw. Summer names !, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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AMEN! BROTHER GONZ! A-MEN!(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52,
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I quite like the idea of killing elephants.www.avaaz.org/en/no_more_bloody_ivory/?rc=fbp&pv=1
How would you get revenge on the elephant that killed your family?
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:57,
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YOU ARE A RACIST ON PAUL MCCARTNEY'S PIANO.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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The original version of that had Paul on piano and Stevie on a typewriter, whilst the whole production crew pointed and stifled their giggles(
Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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And then they started playing "The Frog Chorus" and the whole room decended into hysteria.(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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then.... then... right.... no... listen right....STEVIE WONDER PICKED UP AN IRON!
AAAAIIIIIII KNOW, RIGHT!
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:07,
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Not any more.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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and a bit fat....and let's not forget he's black n'all!
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:08,
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SCARY HEADLINE TIME.news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/8556585.stm
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:10,
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And headlining Sunday night at Glastonbury :)(
The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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Glastonbury must be a shit newspaper.Most can afford sub editors who can see.
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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I don't know why I bothered.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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Ray Charles used to beat his wifeEither he wasn't really blind or she was reeeeeeally slow.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:10,
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Or he thought it was happy happy piñata time and the wails of pain were cheers of encouragement.He loved his sweets did Ray Charles.
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Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:13,
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What did Ray Charles say to the pizza delivery man?(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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"Keep the change, thanks for the pizzas. Sheila! Dinner's here!"(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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SILLY RAY CHARLES, THEY'RE THE YELLOW PAGESYOU BLIND CUNT
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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Thanks.I always wanted to know that.
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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He said, "Man this is the frisbee is HOT!"(
Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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This is funny too:www.b3ta.com/links/Prof_Stephen_Hawking_An_All_Round_Entertainer
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:17,
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it really really isn'tI must love Michael Macintyre
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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I haven't watched it, sum it up in 5 words please(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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Some link that friz posted(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21,
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Somebody in a wheelchair playing a tape of Stephen Hawking-style speechesIn a theatre.
Nobody laughs.
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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Oh man now it sounds like comedy gold!(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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Alright I've watched half of it nowHow did he rope that bird into doing it
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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Next week: Deaf people can't hear.(
Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:17,
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What?(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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I can't say anythingbecause I'm dumb you see.
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Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:22,
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I can't type because I haven't got any hands.I mean, ffsjdfjsdfjseojer033-2042340[kfdfsdfdm'm
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:24,
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He didn't type "though".He typed "ffsjdfjsdfjseojer033-2042340[kfdfsdfdm'm."
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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Damn! totally found out :(/goes to QOTW
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:29,
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mashing keyboard with stumps <> typing(
hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:35,
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NEAR THE MIDDLE(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:34,
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Yeah, because black people love domestic work.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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It'd have to be a pitJust deep enough so the elephant's eyes are a bit above ground level.
Then I'd eat buns and peanuts in front of it, for eternity.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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You could dangle mice in front of it, too.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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Hearting its panicked feet stamp but be unable to move would ease the pain caused by losing my family(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:00,
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That elephant is such a bastard.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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It'd be alright, but the only family member I've got now is Twatty Uncle DaveGod I hate that guy
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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I'd make them listen to anxious the elephant until they took their own life(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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it should be put in prison and then come out under the cloak of anonymity whilst everyone and their dog hounds thenDOG... HOUND.... LOL
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:02,
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You ain't nothin' but a hound dog.Crying all the time!
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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You need to put a muzzle on your puns.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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Ahh Avaaz. Their calls for action appear in my mailbox often.(
Wicca'd Witch - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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I've not read it.I just copied the link off facebook in an attempt to make elephantocidal jokes.
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:06,
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They are well-meaning but earnest.They have launched a 'save the BBC'campaign because they like the idea of having a socialised television station. Bless.
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Wicca'd Witch - with many thanks to MongyChops, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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Apparently their aims are "the world most people want."How noble of them.
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:20,
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Waki with a capital F.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:09,
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Scotland with a capital EDINBURGH(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:18,
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Wakki BrownBaldmonkey plays a black flight attendant who plans to double cross LAPD and a criminal gun runner and get away with $500k.
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Eddache all you other Eddaches are just imitating, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21,
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And it's fucking shit because Tarantino made it.(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:25,
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I would get Paul Daniels to make it disappearthen refuse to make it reappear, leaving the elephant in an elephantine void beyond space and time
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hedonist good porcelain doggie, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:10,
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Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:11,
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SLYDE PUNCH!
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JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:30,
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Hahaha :D(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:32,
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This is lovely.www.youtube.com/watch?v=UO-h8y8TgoE
Was on the latest episode of House.
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World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:49,
Reply)
this is nicerwww.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:51,
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*sigh*(
World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:51,
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I like thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=ga6OvNgNx8M
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zA2w0y--yk
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JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:57,
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AwwThere's nothing sadder than a supervillain who has given up on being evil.
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:59,
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I feel sickhello you spastic shitcunts.
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cotwoof Big loser please., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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Hammond?(
Dr Preference thinks 6Music should be closed as soon as possible, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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hehe cuntspasms.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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hello cotwoof*waves like spastic shitcunt*
we know a song about that don't we, Billy?
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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alright cwftI had that problem yesterday but it's stopped now so there's no need to panic.
(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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alright Jactionthe barmaid what I have been secretly in love with told me she fancies me last night. I nearly broke the bathroom mirror high fiving myself this morning. Happy days.
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cotwoof Big loser please., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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He's dead now anyway.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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Sad times JA, sad times*pours out some beer on the pavement*
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46,
Reply)
Defeated by Venom :'((
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46,
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JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:49,
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I was thinking of Maximum Carnage :S(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:50,
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Ladyfolk in general(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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I don't know, I've never dated mens(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:44,
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i dont even have a dated(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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Yepbut they're the only girl who'll talk to me in the pub.
"£2.30 please".
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cotwoof Big loser please., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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What's the problem there, then?(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:58,
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I didn't mean to wish death on Neptune last night(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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You must have lumps all over your hands, go and wash them(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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now go wash your knees you dirty boycan't take you anywhere.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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Okay wellwww.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php?poster=268073
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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my hair is looking shit today.shit and fluffy.
also, no makeup. Spots. Tesco value tights.
i feel like a mess.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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I hardly ever wear make-uptoo much faff.
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jenpots Oh! Please do just cock off!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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i wear it to distract from my face.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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silly Binkyyou're talking bollocks again.
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jenpots Oh! Please do just cock off!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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no, it just looks that way when i move my mouth to let the words out(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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TJ: If you fall 2000 feet, you reach a terminal velocity of 120mph, no faster. Anybody know the speed you reach before impact if you fall 70ft?(
Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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acceleration due to gravity is 9.80665 metres per second per secondso you can work it out :D
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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damnit i thought i was being helpful. this is like gcse physics and i am sure it's dead easy...(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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ok you need more info but here's the equationen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_velocity#Derivation_for_terminal_velocity
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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Depends how many branches are in the way(
World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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and if there are any speed bumps(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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haha :DI forgot about you browbert :)
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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-15mphYou start going upwards
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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Also, who are you planning on throwing out of a window?(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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since speed levels out, I'm assuming the acceleration decreases exponentially...so I therefore say I don't know
EDIT: I don't think exponentially is the correct term here...
EDIT2: actually, it might be... I JUST DON'T KNOW!
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
Reply)
Around 46mph(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:31,
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v^2 = u^2 + 2as‎v=sqrt(32.2 * 2 * 70)
=67.4ft/sec
=45,8 mph
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Flapjack - I'm on a horse., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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Also,don't google "thats not sexy". It's NSFW.
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Flapjack - I'm on a horse., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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When it's ajar.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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Balness^2 = Drums^2 + 2as‎blee=squirt(32.2 * 2 * 70)
=5ft 6"/4ever
=Phil Collins
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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I only really bother with mascaraand lipgloss. And thats only really if I can be bothered. I was bothered enough today and as a consequence my eyes look MASSIVE.
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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my colleague keeps telling me i have boggly eyes :((
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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your colleague is foolishyour eyes go big when you're looking surprised about something
but that's a good thing!
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manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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i think he's really good at putting his foot in it.it's normally quite funny.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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You don't have boggly eyes :(You have very pretty eyes.
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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aw thank you birthday chumIM GONNA COME TO YOUR BASH YES
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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lip gloss is HORRIBLE!it's like anti kissing lip muck.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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I am a cr3 and I have fluffy hair and today I am feeling ever so lovely.*brimbles*
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cr3, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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help hello i have spots what happens now.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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cr3 will use his chickens with laser beams attached to their heads to remove your spots(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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Alright, gorgeous(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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do not panic and do some exfoliating and you will be finedon't put foundation over it to hide it that will only make it last longer.
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cr3, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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i never had foundation.to be honest, i wash my face with shower gel in the shower with my hands. maybe i should buy a flannel.
why spots now? never as a teen no :(
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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Stress could be the causeWhen I get really stressed I get lots of spots, it's so horrible
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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it might be stress i guess.it always used to be one spot just before lady-time. almost handy.
maybe it's all the biscuits and interrupted sleep...
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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it is probably environmental or stressmaybe I should bring spangolin down to destress you, with her special oily emissions
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cr3, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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i'll wear a bag over my head.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:37,
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don't worry, i'll draw a kitty face on it and stick on felt ears.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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My hair is all shiny.There are quite a few split ends though. It needs a trim.
I don't feel like a mess today. I feel that I look relatively human.
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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i had a haircut and basically it meant that i when i went to sleep with wet hair it went all fluffy and curly and shit.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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all of my physical defects are currently nullified by the fact that i am wearing a...BEAR HOODIE
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manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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That is the ultimate nullifier.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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i bet you proper love him up as a bear wouldn't you, you sick furry(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39,
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alright binky or should I say BULLY.(
JackAction Bob, I want that door thrown into the sun., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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alright jackaction you great hunk of a squirrelman(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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PICS OR GTFOno don't gtfo. but, PICS.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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I had the morning off work so I've tarted myself up*preens*
*steams, skin masks, cleanses, exfoliates, shaves, tones, moisturises*
I'm still fat though, and my hair is falling out. C'est la vie. BUT YOU ARE LOVELY BINKY. oh yes.
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moohalaa FGN-47702-133708, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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i wanted to buy a skin mask the other day but i forgot :((
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:40,
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My hair is looking unkemptI am growing it because it is being professionally styled next month when I'm going to be in a charity fasion show
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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do "le tigre" go on(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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I do not understand(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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MAGNUM i wanna see MAGNUM/zoolander?
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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I haven't seen it :((
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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oh it is so funny.it's all about fictional male model Derek Zoolander.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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I shall have to watch it some time(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:25,
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OOOO! cool dude :DI think you'd look good with a well styled 50s sideparting.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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Fuck off :D(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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I was being serious!(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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I was thinking more Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark. I like that look(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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You've got to be careful with that sort or cut as it might end up looking messy.Ask a stylist, that's their job.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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something like thiswww.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ironman2_tony_stark.jpg
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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could be cool, just make your you don't just spike it/ sweep it back.as that would look a bit 'hmmm'
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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I have spikey hair now :((((((
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:32,
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Yeah i know, and that's cool but I think you need a change, it will do you good :)(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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try it.and draw on a debonair moustache too.
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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And wear a tophat and monocle?(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:37,
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*sigh*I LOVE 50s style side partings.
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The Furry Dinosaur PHROAR! With thanks to SSG, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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They look cool if you've got the right face.If I ever cut of my hair I'd probably have one.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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My hair's alright, washed, tied back.Greying though. OLD.
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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hah! OLDI have no grey hair yet. This makes me feel smug.
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jenpots Oh! Please do just cock off!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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My dad went completely grey by 21So I'm still chuffed I've beaten that. But still. OLDHEAD
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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Yeah going grey early runs in my family.My younger brother has tons of grey.
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jenpots Oh! Please do just cock off!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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Also"Man breaks up with woman because his cock is too big"
www.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post658516
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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I was called a 'Sexy Cowboy Pirate' on Mondaythis is probably the best thing someone has said to me.
I was also called a 'Sparrow Legged Crip' but I ignored that.
My hair looks ok.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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someone told me i looked sexy in my oversized hi-viv neon yellow waistcoat yesterday :((
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22,
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Surely that's a good thing!you look sexy in ANYTHING!
Well, that's how I'd see it anyway.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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it's kind of inappropriate at work even if true though.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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oh, not a member of public?that's pretty creepy if it's a colleague :S
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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my hair looks like a bird's nestonly without the custard
www.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php?poster=268149
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spacefish observe the coatHANGER, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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my hair looks like shitbut, then, I need something to balance the fact that I'm awesome in every other aspect
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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There's not much of it to make a reliable evaluation.:(
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Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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Your hair is the result of years of scientific experiment to create super thin hair.It's a lab developed hybrid of Candyfloss, Supermatts noggin and the hair of Tess Daly.
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FoldsFive Whooaah-ooh-oh-oh The Heatings on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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I love my hair - what little there is of itI got these clippers for Christmas www.amazon.co.uk/Philips-QC5170-Mains-Rechargeable-Hairclipper/dp/B000GX37BU and have shaved my head every week since. Although with the scar my head looks a bit like a tennis ball
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hedonist good porcelain doggie, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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It's alright, I suppose.I'm trying different hair gel, it's made my hair less sturdy than the usual stuff.
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Noit, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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It's like harry pottersand I'm not talking the slightly older, more sensible harry potter, this is chamber of secrets harry potter we're talking about
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed FAO Contact1_Surname%%, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:35,
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This may be of interest, as computer users,news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8557144.stm
as it means older OSs' may not be supported.
However i'll make it easier for you to digest by doing this:
www.andybarefoot.com/politics/tory.php?poster=268072
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)
As long as I can still type in 'Pug' in google image search and a pug comes up I don't care.the same goes for 'humble boobies'
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:35,
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Morning all!sooo tired
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:35,
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Alright Deeg(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:37,
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word up thunder elbows(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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Thunder elbows?(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:42,
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I dunno, I'm not awake yet Suger Snatch(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:43,
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I am the honey monster(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:44,
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Give me sugar puffs or I'll break your fucking neck(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52,
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*coats a homosexual in sugar*if you insist....
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54,
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This is not Moohala *frowns**goes into berserker rage*
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:59,
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i was trying to recast ninja turtles with b3tans this morning on my way to workso far i have:
raphael = red rocket
donatello = donkey gums
michaelangelo = moohala
but i need a person whose name starts with L that could be the leader.
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manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:12,
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No, she is master splinter(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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that doesn't start with l you div.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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lampito. legless. L SPACE.(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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I would make a good Donatello, because he 'does machines'And I once got my willy caught in a washing machine
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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Yo Paulo, you latituding this year?This same question to number 2 please.
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Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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i haven't bought tickets. when is it?(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:17,
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dunno.Tickets went on sale lastnight, along with the 1st line-up announcement.
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Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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i would be tempted but it is fucking miles away. 7.5 hours said the tomtom last time, and then we hit festival traffic :((
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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i hope soi have the time off work
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manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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Forget the good guys, whos Shredder?Who's the Ratking? What about Baxter Stockman? DAMNIT MANOLITH, ANSWERS!
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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WHO'S CASEY JONES?(
Red Rocket wrote the rulebook. Then ripped it up., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20,
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I had a brilliant idea for a comic about a vigilante...then I realised it was basically him...
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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mykey is krangi haven't finished yet. calm the fuck down.
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manolith - there's a full moon over wowtown tonight, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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Is that so you don't confuse them with mountains?(
Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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Mmm.... Mountainous Boobies.'ning Blue Star!
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The Teviot Moose : Save 6Music from the Philistine!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:37,
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Hello Mister Moose(
Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:44,
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Alright Blue Star(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:37,
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Alright Maxi(
Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:44,
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How's things?(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:46,
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Not too bad.For a Wednesday.
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52,
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Glad to hear it :)(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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Soooidon'tconfusethem....with BlueStar*bum wiggles*
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:40,
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:PHello to you
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:45,
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*massages neck*So.........
fancy seeing you here.....couldn't resist I see.....
it's ok....just relax.
HHURN BING! oh god that was good, 2 seconds of the best sex ever. How was it for you?
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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Quite frankly DG I'm a bit disappointed.(
Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57,
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WHAT?!?!I almost managed to get it out of my trousers this time D:
Man, you're harsh.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:01,
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Pugs are 512k only.Pugs will ceases to exist, or at least be unsupported, after 2011.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)
watThey've got floppy disk drives in the back of their heads so you can download their memories.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:40,
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You may need to know thiswww.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php?poster=268100
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)
And thiswww.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php?poster=268112
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:44,
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Stop picking on Pugs guffbeak, I've noticed this stance lately.Pugs are Awesome, I'm awesome, so there for....
Pugs are really awesome.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:48,
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It wasn't me. It was David Cameron!Pugs are crap.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:49,
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Why are pugs crap? They are genius.What ever you say applies to you btw.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:50,
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I just saw this:www.andybarefoot.com/politics/cameron.php?poster=268127
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)
THe SAS would be defeated instantly.PUG BATTLE TANK GOOOOO!
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57,
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Have you seen this one yet? I bet you have :-(www.lolfbmoments.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/notsoamused.jpg
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54,
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NO I HAVEN'T!HEEE :D look at his silly face :3
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:55,
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They are ugly, horrible little rats.Give me a proper dog like a Husky or a Labrador.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:55,
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I feel sad for them, not because they're ugly sodsbut because they can't even breathe properly. I don't like animals bred specifically to look like something for a person's benefit when the beast's health is affected as a result.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:00,
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you should feel sorry for a lot of b3tans in that case.(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:04,
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You think there are b3tans bred to look nice for another person's benefit?And, if they were, why would the nice-looking ones want to go near the mouth-breathers? ANSWER ME THAT. With science.
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Lu, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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Because I'm a narcissist and like hanging out with uggos(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:13,
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I bet you'd like a big dog coz you want to bum it, and your undexterous, dimpled hands can only grip things the size of a pringles can.you need a big dog to make up for your little broom-on that looks like a peg from a game of Battleships.
If you had a big dog it would probably judge you and then throw its self out the window due to shame from having to listen to Counting Crows all the time.
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Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:01,
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I read that yesterday, I've given up on xp now anyway.p.s. www.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post658107
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)
HORRIBLE HORRIBLE.news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/8558169.stm
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sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:43,
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She looks like her eyes fell out through stupidity and was probably jealous(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:45,
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i bet there's a lot of weight behind her stomping stiletto too :((
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:50,
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*pukes*(
Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:45,
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That's awful,I'm not a massive fan of bouncers but they have to put up with far too much shit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)
maybe she was confused that he was a bouncer and she thought he was a trampoline(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54,
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*hides eyes* sorry(
sleepybinky innocent, pure and lovely. No, really., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:52,
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Me too.Having had eye related accidents as a child, eye things REALLY freak me out.
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Blue Star two hits; me hittin' you and you hittin' the floor, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:53,
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You can tell by the faceI say bring back phrenology as a crime dectecting tactic.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I thought this was what FAT32 did etcI'll find a more technical source as the BBC seem to have made that article very confusing.
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World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:36,
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Alright SexFace(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38,
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'supOur broadband has been reconnected, hooray!
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World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38,
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I didn't know it had been disconnected(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:40,
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Too much kiddie porn, Gonzo's behind bars now but hey at least I can talk drivel online again(
World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:42,
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This article is better.www.bit-tech.net/news/hardware/2010/02/02/all-new-hard-drives-will-be-4k-advanced-for/1
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World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:48,
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Technical detailswww.idema.org/_smartsite/external/bigsector/index.php
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World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:49,
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Haha(
World SexFace of Poke-her brought to you by Milwaukee's Best Light, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24,
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Does this mean I will be able to see my Disturbing Pigtail Redhead Granny Porn twice as fast as before?YES
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38,
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I need Terrorbytes, I only have a 500gb hdd right now and that's just not enough, damnit(
Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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How many beats did you get?(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:41,
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Beachball of death(
Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:42,
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I don't have that now I've stopped using FirefoxWeird.
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spangolin Dinos and tigers and bears, oh my!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:45,
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Firefox is a bag of memoryleak bollocksI still use it though
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Maximinimus if I was a raindrop, you'd be my thunderstorm, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:46,
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I hope your keyboard goes a bit smelly over time.(
Donkey Gums BROOM shake a shake shake the womb, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:43,
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HaaaaType type type!
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spangolin Dinos and tigers and bears, oh my!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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I can buy about 8 new harddrives with the money I saved buying a pc.(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:49, Reply)
You wouldn't be allowed one anywayYou're not stylish and sexy enough.
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spangolin Dinos and tigers and bears, oh my!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:54,
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I can't hear you I've stuffed hundreds of saved pounds into my ears.(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)
big whiffit's not like older style drives will become instantly unavailable, you can still buy floppy disks for fucks sake.
Also, patches will happen, there are too many office workers (particulary civil service) that will be using xp and even windows 2000 for years to come.
look, it even says right in the story
"To help Windows XP cope, advanced format drives will be able to pretend they still use sectors 512 bytes in size"
it's a complete non story
SHOCK! BAD THING WILL HAPPEN!
we hastily scanned a press release and extapolated the worst possible scenario that could possibly arise from it. The new spearmint flavour I Can't Believe It's Not Butter will set your children on fire.
An expert said "this won't happen, ever"
So WOW! horrible flaming butter children apocalypese
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