subtle approach to film direction
NSFW
GC says no
nsfw due to swears
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Dodgey advert from the NHS
I was looking at failblog and I noticed this advert for the NHS.
Do they really think advertising peodophillia is going to help promote their Baby support site?
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Crap Little Monkey anymore it take wont and hell as mad as is, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:33,
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You need to be careful, osteoporosis is rife amongst the Twilight Cougar community
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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It's my twisted mind taking an innocent statement
and making it wrong.
I read "playing" as the more adult definitition. Hence implying that the lady is worried she isn;t having enough "adult play time" with her child.
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Crap Little Monkey anymore it take wont and hell as mad as is, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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Am I playing with my baby eunuch?
I don't know love, are you?
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Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:03,
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Bob Geldof rips the BBC a new one
As much as the man is a bit of a tit, it's amusing to see him go out all guns blazing on the recent Band Aid story
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Finite has the flat to himself! :D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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I don't think that's possible, sorry
Maybe "I fancied a shag, unfortunately she was born"..?
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Finite has the flat to himself! :D, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:19,
Reply)
Well, that would do
But it's not going to offer any comfort to the rest of us.
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:22,
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Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
Peaches is obviously the reaction from the existance of "insert your fav trouser tightening celeb here"
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Crap Little Monkey anymore it take wont and hell as mad as is, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:38,
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Ok that's a disturbing image
either Paul Daniels gives you a hard on or you want to do something with my that includes a lubricant and a pack of cards.
Either way I really don't want to know. (Well maybe I do just to satisfy my curisosity)
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Crap Little Monkey anymore it take wont and hell as mad as is, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:25,
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So much anger
So little evidence to back it up.
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evil_andy has the attention span of a, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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actually, I think the bbc story was a bit light on in evidence,
basing mainly around the claims of one army leader than any detailed analysis of aid distribution, such as shipping logs and manifests etc.
It's a rant, but it was weak journalism too
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cumquat may everyone knows typing causes cancer, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:41,
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Couldn't agree more tbh ...
But such a strong denial on Geldof's part without any form of investigation into the report seems a bit weak as well.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)
I love this comment
"I'd prefer the not St. Bob over a loud mouthed semi talented ex smack head any day ta."
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)
Sorry
No disrespect, I was unaware, I just posted it up for the irony and giggles
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Darklord, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:11,
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70?!?!?!
And he still chooses to go ginger when his hair is grey? Now that's hard.
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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He's a rightwing nutjob
who writes books about how bad gays are, and why america needs to get back to it's 18th century principles. Why is he such a godlike figure to some people?
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The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:30,
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but, conversley
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdsTUcuD7YA
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VampireMonkeyOnSpeed FAO Contact1_Surname%%, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:52,
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s'alright
it's only Haley Joel CREPPY KID WTF Osmet
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Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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Because they are brain-dead pricks.
(in a grump- apologies).
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Tab Hunter get well soom Tim Smith, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51,
Reply)
naaah, don't worry
Cup of tea?
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The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:53,
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Ooh lovely.
*sips*
Arggghhhh! Rooibos?! What are you trying to do? Poison me!?
*throws cup against wall and flounces out*
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Tab Hunter get well soom Tim Smith, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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Prof Stephen Hawking An All Round Entertainer.
I made this!
Some shitty old act that I used to do. It was such fun dragging my wheel chair round london to piss holes of london and perform in front of cunty londoners! Its a bit dark so if you cant handle that, then fuck off and watch Michael Macintyre..
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jonnyo74, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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That's so dark, nobody in the audience is laughing.
Good for you.
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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Shitty old act? Fuck off and watch Michael Macintyre?
You're not really selling this to me
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03,
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and so shit too.
This actually made me want to go and watch an episode of Friends.
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:51,
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Is that anything to do with horses?
Clicking on your links is like playing Russian Roulette! :)
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Blackdogmanguitar discounted CVs for b3tans - see profile., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:11,
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Do you like them then?
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Blackdogmanguitar discounted CVs for b3tans - see profile., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:16,
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I've always found them to be a bit of a mare.
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Blackdogmanguitar discounted CVs for b3tans - see profile., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:21,
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Bastard!!!!!!!
First time I've fallen for that in at least a week ;)
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Blackdogmanguitar discounted CVs for b3tans - see profile., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:36,
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Hahaha
*clicks for use of the word 'vagina' in a comedy situation*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:55, Reply)
Might be darker than Michael McIntyre...
sadly it's not any funnier.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)
you sound bitter
give michael mcintyre a call, he could loan you some money
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:23, Reply)
i'd be careful if i where you
people round here dont take well to trolling or spamming, and no one finds you funny, so perhaps you should go elsewhere...where your "appreciated" like 3rd year of primary school?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:11, Reply)
I know the typical b3ta crowd can be a bit cutting and unforgiving with their "critiques", but I think that is a bit pathetic tbh, so here is my honest, concise review
I thought it was shit.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)
love you critque..made me do a sex wank it was so good. Im so horny that I will go onto Facebook and kill a fat girl x
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jonnyo74, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:54,
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What a cunty name you have, did you used to imagine him raping your little mouth as a child? You must have been gutted when Colin Shrimp Dick Baker came along.
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jonnyo74, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:05,
Reply)
You need to chill out a bit ... take some time to settle in before being a cunt
to other board members.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:10, Reply)
^^this.
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Blackdogmanguitar discounted CVs for b3tans - see profile., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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Hahaha you're nearly 40 and yelling on the internet
I bet your whole family are proud.
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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Careful mate...
That's an entire set's worth of material you've wasted there...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)
No no no
You're doing it ALL WRONG.
Correct procedure is to saysomething like "long time lurker, please go easy on me, something I thought might amuse, feedback appreciated thanks" etc, and then post something worthwhile.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)
seriously?
Try taking a couple of seconds to click on the users profile. YOu may notice 2 things.
1) 2 links NOT to the same site.
2) User interacting on b3ta.
It's obviously not spam so please try to calm down.
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Crap Little Monkey anymore it take wont and hell as mad as is, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:36,
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the spam
rule is "posting content without participating in the community" so its valid
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Bandwagon
Quote - "Some shitty old act that I used to do."
Sorry to agree, that was shitty.
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redazril will fuck your GC in the A, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:01,
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My word! why so confrontational?
I think you'll find people round here can do "dark" quite as well as you, bucko. Now less of that potty mouth, and start playing nice.
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The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:03,
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I think
you are in the right place, but with the wrong attitude.
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TheSundaeLunch was a merchant of death, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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wtf?
You seriously are a cunt. Firstly this bullshit of a sketch wasn't in the slightest bit funny, noone was laughing at all, was there actually an audience there? Or were you performing it in front of a room of disabled people?
And referring to london clubs as pissholes and londoners themselves as "cunty"? Someone needs to go and find themselves a new website to post their shit onto, because you aren't going to get on very well here.
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:43,
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^^This
Annoying a good 10-12% of the entire population of the UK is NFTW. I dont live in London but I am offended (I was brought up very near and my wife is from London. Try that kind of "humor" in the North and your survival time would not be all that great.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Breaking The Rules
I made this!
Er. Yeah. So I made something else with my dog. Not that I haven't got any mates or anything.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:50, Reply)
Awww.
I can never resist a furry man with a fluffy friend.
*Click*
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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The New Tardis and Other Versions For Comparison
I made this!
There's a lot of hoo and haa and the new Doctor Fop having a new Tardis (furthest left), he biggest hoo being that it seems to have traveled back in time to it's original 1963 version (furthest left inset tho this is a mock up of it) and the biggest haa being that the St John's Ambulance logo is back on it, tho I'm not sure why this matters, and the inside will get a bit of a spring clean too tho as yet nobody knows quite what.
Anyhoo I thought I'd put together a nice easy pull out comparison for you of the most relevant different takes on the Tardis' design in decent detail for you all to squint at and stick an actual real Police Box at the end to demonstrate they're all wrong anyway and the Tardis sucks at being one.
The top most linky gets the biggest piccy, feel free to add other relevant pics or links to this thread, I thank you.
*edit* Oh look, I just found this: www.themindrobber.co.uk/tardis-police-box.html
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07,
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I genuinely have no idea if this is meant in jest or not
So if it is, you win.
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wangmaster2000, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:12,
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It is what it is, take it as you will,
but the main point of interest in comparing them for me is there's really no relevant major change at all EVER to my eyes, and none of them are actually 'correct'.
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16,
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Ah, that makes sense.
Were there no real police boxes with 3x2 windows, though?
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wangmaster2000, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:19,
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they all look pretty similar to me
are people really getting hot under the collar about this?
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:15,
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Yes.. yes we are
honest! *fans face*
hehe, nah, but you get your hardcore fans (like trekkies, but for Doctor who), there was a huge hullabaloo when the first pics surfaced last year, before David Tennant regenerated. People thought the were going to reboot the franchise from the first doctor again, hence the return to the original tardis. A sort of "William Hartnell: The young years" - Bonkers theory, but people have their passions I suppose.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Oh dear...
I spent a lot of time over at Gallifrey Base, and some of the hardcore fans are getting very *very* het up about the new TARDIS.
As ever, I'm just happy that it's still on the air.
The 'official' term for Doctor Who fans is 'Whovians', but over in the over-18s section on GB we use the slightly more perjorative 'Mingmongs'
Oooh. And I've just noticed the new one seems to have a cat flap at the back.
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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that makes sense
aren't they bringing K-9 back?
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robtoo is all out of gum, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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An australian company...
... has picked up an option to do a series about K9, and (if it's not out already) it's in the latter stages of production. First episode he 'Regenerates' into a more modern version...
reilly2040.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/new_k9.jpg
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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What, seriously!?
Robo-Skippy!?
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:43,
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I can see little kids going for it
they don't worry about nostalgia stuff - they'll just think "robot dog! cool!"
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:48,
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That's essentially why The Sarah Jan Adventures exist
I love the 40-year olds on Gallifrey Base discussing continuity in a show aired on CBBC.
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:52,
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I haven't watched that...
have a mate who insists it's brilliant...but...meh.
Suppose it has to be better than Torchwood.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)
I've got most of it on DVD
but I've only actually seen one (double) episode - The Wedding of Sarah Jane Smith.
It is actually quite good :)
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:04,
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I'm happy / slightly ashamed to boast that I have every Doctor Who episode on DVD
Including the reconstructions of the lost episodes.
I even printed out covers for them.
What do I win? Is it a beating?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:12, Reply)
You win me badgering you
for a copy of 'Power of the Daleks'
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:17,
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It makes for good watching on 4oD during the small wee hours I've found,
for an old bird that bitch can run! I do have to giggle every time she gets her lipstick out tho, durty sod!
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:12,
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I saw one episode
Russ Abbot was the villain!
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Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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yeah I like the show and never miss it
but I don't bother watching the making of show they stick on with the BBC staff bigging up their slightly crap CGI.
what level of fan does that make me?
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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When Russel said they'd found a perfect match for the bottom of The Statue Of Liberty when it was plainly a welsh dry stone wall,
I LOLed and pointed at his stupid fat face, it was NOTHING like it by any stretch of anyone's imagination and he was a total fail!
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:33,
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That wall is next to my local leisure centre
TJ over, normal service can now be resumed.
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wuffle the space bunny now walking without sticks on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:46,
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About the same as me :)
I can generally name stories from the old series when people have vague memories, and know more than is probably healthy about the history of the Daleks and Cybermen. But I don't get bothered when there's a crap bit of acting or a ropey bit of CGI or scenery. It's about the stories.
But then I did watch the last Tennant episode with a room full of fellow fans, and we spent most of the rest of the evening going through the trailer frame-by-frame on the big screen to see what was coming... :)
And I'm going to have to iPlayer the first one of the new series, as I'll be in London seeing Priscilla.
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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I watched Confidential when Who first came back in 2005...
...but gave up when it just became Russel T Davies saying "HOORAY" and "MARVELLOUS" about his own creations, and talking heads explaining every plot point of the episode you've just watched interspersed with montages set to Snow Patrol.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Hahaha!
I'm very tempted to click your post for being a wonderful summary of why those things can be very annoying!
Marvelous! *fat self satisfied camp wobbly grin*
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:45,
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TrekkIES are the lightweights.
The *real* anally retentive, devote-your-entire-life-to-it mentalist brigade refer to themselves as TrekkERS.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:55, Reply)
I know that Trekkers is the preferred term.
I just like annoying them.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)
They really are, just had a wander thru a squillion geek sites goin on about it like it really mattered,
and as you say, I really can't see much difference, it just looks like it got a decent wash n brush up to me, tho apparently it's a bit taller (or possibly the new doc's a lot smaller, not sure...)
example of geek discussion thread: www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=99272
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:21,
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I seem to recall reading
One reason for the vibrant colour and size was because new episodes were all to be filmed in HD and the "current" tardis looked a bit pants therin
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:22, Reply)
It's based on the TARDIS in the Cushing movie, apparently.
Moffat is a fan of that one.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Oh really!?
Hold on I'll see if I can find a decent sized pic of that one...
*edit* see new link in original post, that seems to sort things out much clearer than my effort!
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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Well that makes sense,
the last one was a bit grubby n lumpy...
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27,
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This is the only pic of the new interior so far:
Looks faiiiiiirly similar to the old one.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Well actually that looks quite different to me! More so than the outside does,
I did miss all the other rooms and interiors on the last one, the one and only thing the crappy Merkin film got right (apart from the titular casting) was giving the Tardis a bloody HUGE expanse of rooms and courtyards all with an odd 'victorian steampunk' look and the last one did seem like a big step backwards in that respect. Even Colin Baker had a few other rooms to play with. I mean, where did they sleep or eat FFS, on the floor!?
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:26,
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Suppose it looks less organic...but similar colour scheme.
Always assumed that the Doctor has a bedroom somewhere. Or doesn't sleep.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I reckon the tardis has a double bog design
because the Doctor has two arseholes
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:34,
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Any wonder he's popular with teh gayz!!
;)
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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www.instantrimshot.com
*edit* Here's a pic from the days when he had two.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Actually there were a couple of rooms in the last one
They just never really went there.
Well actualy it was a room with a rack of clothes but still a different room!
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Crap Little Monkey anymore it take wont and hell as mad as is, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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And there's the Punishment Room...
with the gimp swing and stirrups.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)
There has been...
... a very brief view of another room. It was in the first Christmas special, after Tennant has chosen his outfit, and you get a drawn back view of the wardrobe room.
mattcbr.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/016.jpg
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:01,
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Oooh
looks quite pretty.
I have high hopes, mainly because I send bottles of my urine and the occasional human heart to Stephen Moffat sometimes.
And the Tardis from the American movie was fucking ace, if I travelled around time and space I'd do it in comfy chairs in a steampunk castle while listening to jazz.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)
that's the inside of an art deco lamp
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:29,
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now that would be an interesting show
the doctor as a compulsive hoarder - he's got infinite space in that Tardis - why throw anything away?
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:36,
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Ya know, I like that thinking,
think of the cupboard space and story possibilities that would open up! 'Just a minute, I think have a replacement engine for that car in my front room!!'
Mind you how teh feck would you find anything, it'd be like a recycling skip behind every door...
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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I like to think that by his 13th life...
...he'll be keeping his own shit in carrier bags and sellotaping it to the wall.
Proper mental like.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)
Timelords can't regenerate when they've been killed by a staph infection caused by a 3 year old pork pie
Dur.
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:53,
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Actually I made that up
He really killed himself because he was falsely identified as John Venables on Facebook.
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Monty Propps, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:10,
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Pfffthahahaha.
I presume that even if he did regenerate, The Sun would insist on his new identity being revealed...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)
In the Eleventh Doctor trailer aired on New Years Day, there were two very quick clips of the inside of the TARDIS
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:41,
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The real one
ain't quite the same as the ones on the streets of Edinburgh..
Is it possible that in real life the design varied? Humm? Bumm?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Please to post example of one off the street of Edinburger?
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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Edinburger - Grassmarket
www.stuckonscotland.co.uk/pictures/grassmarket_edinburgh_scotland_G3191.jpg
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/97/Edinburgh_Grassmarket01.jpg
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)
There's one in Glasgow as well.
But I seem to have deleted all the pictures I had of it. :(
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moogthedog, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:59,
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That pic IS the one outside Earl's Court tubestation,
apparently made of concrete!
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:15,
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Yeh I thought it looked like one of them extendable antennae jobbies,
I cut it off in this piccy 'cos it was obviously not the original light and would just confuse matters...
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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they should make it smaller on the inside than it is on the outside
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hubare is organising a b1tt3rb@5h!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:28,
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Like Iris Wildthyme's?
tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Iris_Wildthyme%27s_TARDIS
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Peter Davison, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:51,
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you'd think if he wanted it to blend in he would something less anachronistic
they should update it to a portaloo
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mutated monty, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:38,
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Turdis jokes ahoy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZahysN2sIIw
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:42,
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Well as a kid we used to sing these lyrics to the theme song:
Doctor Who-o-o-o, Needs a poo-o-o-o,
Traveling thru time n space, lookin for, a loo-o-o-o
Ooh we yoo-o-o-o...
Sorta peters out at the end like and everybody seemed to have a slightly different version but you get the idea
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WiL sci-fi channel edited Buffy has no point, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:49,
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satanist paedophiles in scotland
Not many lols in this
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:57,
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Well,
"Approximately one new D.V.D. – like The Gangbang of Mary Mongoloid Series (1998-2001) or Downer Syndrome Follies I-II (2001-2003) - hits the underground market every couple of months"
I nearly lol'd at that.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:07, Reply)
i did say not many
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horace wimp needs more than 49 characters to fully express hi, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:23,
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That site links to this piece of Swivel-eyed-loonery
vigilantcitizen.com/?p=3300
Childrens cartoons filled with occult symbolism, and masonic mind control.
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The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:12,
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"I believe that, if the BBC won't publish this story, it is because, like most media, they are controlled by the Illuminati-Satanists and Psychopaths"
'Illuminati-Satanists' - genuine lols here. This stuff is proper bonkers.
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Lemmy Caution Everybody relax - Caution is here., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30,
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This Is Bollocks
Google "The Gangbang of Mary Mongoloid" - with quotes.
What's the top link?
It's just another set of paranoid ranting by the mentally ill.
"I believe that, if the BBC won't publish this story, it is because, like most media, they are controlled by the Illuminati-Satanists and Psychopaths that are involved in this criminally-insane enterprise".
The Illuminati? Satanists? The Masons get a look in but I'm surprised that Elders of Zion and Gnomes of Zurich aren't in the frame as well.
Cheers
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Legless Fuck Victoria's Secret, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:23,
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I've found a way to make the Daily Heil comments section bearable
Scroll down to the comments and click "Worst Rated", voila! Sense shines through:
"I think any newspaper that reveals his identity should be fined double the cost of him having to have another. Nothing is to be gained by it. If he due in court for another crime then he should be judged on that crime and if found guilty then his past IE a life sentance in private should be taken into account. I would rather the papers get back to the important news on how this country is going to deal with a forthcoming election." Voted down over 100 times
"The damage done by a dysfunctional home is immense and varied, but it's so much easier to focus on how Venables and Thomspon failed Jamie Bulger rather than how society failed Venables and Thompson isn't it...." Voted down over 100 times
"We should have hung them when they were ten. Killing children is wrong and should be punished by death." Absolute gold!
Compare that to one of the top voted comments:
"Stop this killer before he kills again. Protect society!"
*sigh*
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)
this is absolute gold
I think you have finally found a systematic way of tapping into universal truth. It is like a new oracle of Delphi!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)
it doesn't always work
this for instance was heavily downvoted
www.b3ta.com/links/The_stupidest_comment_ever_submitted_to_the_Daily_Mail
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rob Stalk me: http://twitter.com/robmanuel, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:18,
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I think that comment was a wind up
Oh maybe not, here's another gem from from Pritesh Hathalia (Author of the "They should be [sic]hanged" comment:
"since coming to your country I have seen this again and again, the Britsh people are weak innit and so is their justice system. I'n my country this boy would be lynched by the local residents from a peepil tree. You people could learn alot from a more civilised nation like India.""
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1256828/James-Bulger-killer-Jon-Venables-posed-trivial-risk-experts-claimed.html#ixzz0hm0Dsggp
"don't think we should have ever been informed that Jon Venables was in fact back in prison. The whole point of giving him a new identity was that we, the general public would never find out who he is - and yet here we are reading in every newspaper that Jon Veneables is back in prison! May I also add, that we do not know what he has done. Yes he could have committed a serious offense, but he may have breached his parole conditions. And that may be something like going back to his hometown - it doesn't necessarily mean he's committed a serious crime!
Come on Britain, put your pitchforks down and get on with your own business!!"
Hitting the "Worst rating" button really does work!
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Sorry its youtubes, but the bit at 1:35 made me guffaw a bit
How to open a Champagne bottle,
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Hummel owns beige slacks, slightly flared, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:47,
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Finally confirmed
It is less painful to remove a sticking plaster fast than to pull it off slowly. Scientific Fact.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)
If I was a merkin
I would open an account.
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Blackdogmanguitar discounted CVs for b3tans - see profile., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:40,
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I have a merkin.....
I'll send him this when he wakes up :D
edit: I'll send it in HELVETICA
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Proboscisface wants to lick you, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:29,
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Redneck Bankin' School. Wonder how many have signed up for that?
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Perry The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:54,
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The Fingerspellers
I made this!
This is slightly weird - but you might like it. First part of an eight part series about a group of deaf gangsters in Metro City. Worth it for the Uncle Junior lookalike alone... seriously.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:10, Reply)
ha ha that was well done,
who you doing it for?
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The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:19,
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It's for the community channel
They have a deaf tv programme a few times a week. Basically it's family based entertainment for kids as well as adults. It's an alternative to Mr Tumble anyway...
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:22, Reply)
Cool,
P.s I don't know who Mr Tumble is... but it sounds pretty awful.
I just googled it.... dear god.
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The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:23,
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He looks like a paedo, basically.
With a drink problem and boss eyes. Not a good role model for deaf kids.
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:26, Reply)
Yeah I just watched about a minute of it
and I feel less intelligent than when I started....
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The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:27,
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On the other hand...
My 3 year old is learning to sign, and that can't be a bad thing. Even if he is a big fat nonce. (Mr Tumbles that is).
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Houseparty of the Dead V
I made this!
Premiered on Monday night - many thanks to the b3tans who came along and to those who starred as our zombies, you know who you are :)
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emvee http://b3ta.com/links/Houseparty_of_the_Dead_V, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:38,
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Many thanks
It was a lot of hard work...now onto the next one!
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emvee http://b3ta.com/links/Houseparty_of_the_Dead_V, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:28,
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JAWSOME!
A great effort. Look forward to the next one... Plenty of space for prequels, or am I missing something?
(like an arm, damn undead... nyom, nyom)
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FoxyBox Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 13:14,
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hahah cool
he is the spitting image of my friend.. i remember those machines
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)
THIS LOOKS RUDE
NSFW
but isn't really.....
Posted as NSFW just in case
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Proboscisface wants to lick you, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:34,
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found this on the same page:
75.thegleb.com/post/339749945
awesome :)
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The little pink animal mostly harmless, except on, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:46,
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mmm transparent animals - this should be an image challenge
although, if you had a transparent cat, you would't be able to see the pussy...
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nameleft has bought a new telescope, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 12:10,
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Pop World Cup
The world cup of pop music, just entering the second round of group matches.
I'm utterly obsessed with this right now, and any other music lovers on here should take a look now.
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Zuowan tigers! http://lastnightadjkilledmydog.libsyn.com, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:27,
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[Geek Pron] How to upgrade a 1984 Macintosh to work with Snow Leopard
I thought some of you may find this amusing/interesting:
More info and pics Here
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Darklord, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:19,
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Looks good.
Not being a Mac user I can't remember if they came that colour. Anyway, if they didn't then this site has got some ideas for restoring the original colour:
retr0bright.wikispaces.com/
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)
That's a handy site
I sold an old Mac to a collector, he didn't even want to use it, he just wanted every version for his own personal mac museum!
He did complain that the outer body of the computer casing wasn't white enough!
I suggested rubbing vinegar into it : )
(Well, I know it does wonders on dirty Windows)
I think I'll send him this link - cheers... : )
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Darklord, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:56,
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I've actually got 2 old MACs in my loft
How much do they go for these days?
(, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)
Not alot
to be honest.
Most Mac user's want the new.
Give them away to a School or somebody that just wants to use the internet and some light applications, like 'Word' or 'iTunes' etc.
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Darklord, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 10:46,
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