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(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar, 14:00, Reply)

snow is amusing me today
as my parents are in spain with the snow.
that'll teach them not to fuck off to warmer countries without me
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 14:02, Reply)

Delicious
Revenge is a dish best eaten cold
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar, 14:03, Reply)

and chocolatey

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 14:08, Reply)

These never work for me

( emvee http://b3ta.com/links/Houseparty_of_the_Dead_V, Wed 10 Mar, 14:05, Reply)

me neither
I just keep getting headaches
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 14:06, Reply)

try looking at two boxes of Nurofen

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 14:07, Reply)

pffft

(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 14:08, Reply)

try this...
sit at roughly arm's length from the monitor and put your finger on the screen, between the left and right images.

looking at your finger and slowly, bring your finger closer to your eyes until, at roughly 6" or so from your nose, the left and right images on the screen should overlap (remember that both eyes are still looking at your finger).

Keeping your finger where it is, then try to focus on the images rather than your finger (doesn't matter how long it takes you to do this).

Once you've done it a few times, you don't need to use your finger any more.

It is a skill worth picking up.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar, 14:11, Reply)

*cuts off finger*

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 14:14, Reply)

it all just goes blurred for me

( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 14:14, Reply)

*sticks finger in eye*
edit: right i'm off to do something productive rather than spend my life here (much tho I'd like to, I can't justify it or pretend I am working)

Byeeee!
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 14:15, Reply)

*sees dead people*

( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 14:16, Reply)

*trips over rake, bangs head on swing, spins and falls into pond*

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 14:16, Reply)

hahahaha
are you working in a shed?
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 14:17, Reply)

Something like that.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 14:18, Reply)

"Once you've done it a few times, you don't need to use your finger any more."
......
......
ooh er.
(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 14:17, Reply)

it should now be loose enough to get your whole fist in

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 14:19, Reply)

Is it a sailboat?

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 14:18, Reply)

No its a schooner

(Hockmiester, Wed 10 Mar, 14:21, Reply)

A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 14:26, Reply)

ah! I'm used to having my eyes converge on a point beyond the image (usual way for magiceye images)
as I've been doing that for these, the 3d has always looked "backwards"
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 14:18, Reply)

Eh
I just get two blurry images

I can do magic eye pics
( emvee http://b3ta.com/links/Houseparty_of_the_Dead_V, Wed 10 Mar, 14:19, Reply)

I've got a migraine now :(

( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 14:20, Reply)

Lovely! Consider me suitably impressed.
It's a bit big though - I had to ctrl- four times before it was small enough to work.

Edit: Oh, ok, I'm doing it backwards, sorry!
( Crystal Meth What colour are quarks?, Wed 10 Mar, 14:19, Reply)

I'll just leave this here...

He's a true blue.
( Mr Jihadam, Wed 10 Mar, 13:49, Reply)

from that angle we can see what he talks out of
...and his face
( The Twisted Omentum Political Incorrectness Gone Mad, Wed 10 Mar, 13:51, Reply)

Depends what you consider his face
I consider that ass his face because it fits his policies...


... and it's a little bit insulting too :)
(cenaris adds Metroid: Other M to his wishlist, Wed 10 Mar, 13:52, Reply)

Tell me about the conservative's bum policies

( zeltergiset, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

Well for one;
I hear they've got links with Rupert Murdoc:
You know, that limey greedy Australian media man who wants to tear the BBC apart. Vote for Cameron and you vote for killing TV
(cenaris adds Metroid: Other M to his wishlist, Wed 10 Mar, 14:00, Reply)

More bums for hard working white people in the home counties. Fewer bums for asylum seekers.

(benito vaselinni, Wed 10 Mar, 14:08, Reply)

er...


And with that I'm off for the day! Bye b3ta!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

I entirely agree with all the matters raised in this post.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 14:10, Reply)

I don't know
which one is worse to look at...
( Mr Jihadam, Wed 10 Mar, 13:56, Reply)

no, please, take it with you
i insist
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:52, Reply)

I wish I could
but this is an arse we're going to be seeing for a few years yet.
( Mr Jihadam, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

where did i leave my eye-gouging spoon...

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:56, Reply)

*passes spoon*
sorry - just had to borrow it for a sec
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:57, Reply)

you were using it to eat nutella?
wait, this is not nutella! use a fucking laxative next time, freddy!
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:59, Reply)

I was using it to cup my breasts
I've cleaned it tho
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 14:02, Reply)

well, it is a large spoon

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 14:03, Reply)

next to...
your child poking fork?
( Mr Jihadam, Wed 10 Mar, 13:57, Reply)

of course!
i'd forgotten about that
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 14:00, Reply)

Well....not unless
We all get off our collective backside and vote. (and no "but they're all crap" arguments) please, just vote for anyone...please!!!
( The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar, 13:56, Reply)

Very true.
It's just trying to find the lesser of the evils.
( Mr Jihadam, Wed 10 Mar, 13:59, Reply)

pfft
nicely, if a little disturbing
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

Arrrghhh that makes me feel sick



...I mean Denim shorts, AND socks! Cm'on
( The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

it's the german tourist look

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:57, Reply)

that's the sort of dress sense I'd expect to see in "the poeple of walmart" O_o

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:57, Reply)

ironically, that's the kind of spelling mistake
I'd expect to see in "The People of WalMart"
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 14:20, Reply)

pffft.....
nicely
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 14:13, Reply)

Its so hard to find images from this TV show. Typing Two guys and a Girl into Google gives unlimited wrong results.

(Hockmiester, Wed 10 Mar, 13:41, Reply)

wouldn't

( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:42, Reply)

haha nonsense
Is she the same bird who was in Dharma & Greg?
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:42, Reply)

no

edit: though I like dahma and greg

Never seen this series before...
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:43, Reply)

Dharma & Greg is an abortion of a programme.
edit: Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place isn't any better.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:45, Reply)

and you never watch anything shit?
I'd rather watch that than reality shows or eastenders....
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:48, Reply)

^this
although i'd rather shove a giant agave cactus up my starfish than watch dharma and greg
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:49, Reply)

Why would you watch things that you thought were shit?
Why waste your time?
(Hyper Mediocrity Shit, or get off the Internet., Wed 10 Mar, 13:50, Reply)

Masochism.

( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

erm time spent on b3ta today
4 hours.

Waste time....no i'd never do that....

hahahaha
reminds me - I must go and do some decorating... or at least get dressed before the kids come home from school.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

Because there is a difference between "good" and "enjoyable"
A point many people miss when they confuse "I don't like this" with "this is bad".
( The Alchemist is no head honcho, but has a silky poncho, Wed 10 Mar, 14:02, Reply)

I love Eastenders
but it is truly awful
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 14:05, Reply)

Hollyoaks
precisely because its so shit and a waste of time
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 14:13, Reply)

Yeah, I watch King of Queens; that's shit.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:50, Reply)

and I love america's next top model

Shh tell no one.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:56, Reply)

me too...
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:58, Reply)

unlike you, I don't watch it with a box of tissues

(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 14:03, Reply)

You Lie!

(Pytchblend Said several 'Hail Mary's' on, Wed 10 Mar, 14:14, Reply)

as long as you're only wanking over them
and not actually paying attention to the show, i'm prepared to let you off
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:58, Reply)

Its Traylor Howard

(Hockmiester, Wed 10 Mar, 13:45, Reply)

I stopped watching it when it changed to 'Two Guys and a Girl'
So I can't remember.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:47, Reply)

...did they ditch the Pizza place? I can't remember that but do remember the name change.

(Hockmiester, Wed 10 Mar, 13:48, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure because I stopped watching.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:51, Reply)

did you miss the pizza too much?

(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:48, Reply)

You got me; two guys, a girl AND pizza equals out.
Two guys and a girl should be limited to porn.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:53, Reply)

What sort of a name is that?
Howard = Christian name. Traylor = an approximation of a surname.
( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Wed 10 Mar, 13:50, Reply)

I think they put a R in by accident.
I remember reading a while back that in the US many people make up the name they want if they don't know how it is spelt.
(Hockmiester, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

God bless them all.

( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Wed 10 Mar, 14:05, Reply)

You should see the other end

*offers cayke to all*
( TheOther was the TheOther, Wed 10 Mar, 13:37, Reply)

happy candle day!
:D
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:38, Reply)

...he's got a petrol pump stuck up it?
aww he's lit your candle. Happy b3taday!
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:38, Reply)

silly jumbo! curry is not for elephants!
also, you appear to be aflame. well done.
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:39, Reply)

( The Twisted Omentum Political Incorrectness Gone Mad, Wed 10 Mar, 13:40, Reply)

:D
( TheOther was the TheOther, Wed 10 Mar, 13:41, Reply)

You flash git.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 13:41, Reply)

:)

( The Twisted Omentum Political Incorrectness Gone Mad, Wed 10 Mar, 13:49, Reply)

Not photoshop?

(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Wed 10 Mar, 13:52, Reply)

Happappay candles day!

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:41, Reply)

HAPPY CANDAAALLLLLLLS
man, Corey Haim has died

Death not by stereo
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 13:42, Reply)

only 38
damn.
( The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar, 13:49, Reply)

Im suprised it took this long...
..that interview for he did for E was rather. . . interesting.
(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 13:51, Reply)

bloody hell...

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:52, Reply)

Happy candle day
I've made you a special manatea.


(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar, 13:43, Reply)

Elephants...Manatees...Hippos...
...Is it national large mammal week :o
(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 13:52, Reply)

Happy Candles!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:46, Reply)

It burns!


Happy Candles
( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 13:56, Reply)

Happy b3taday,
and woo to your flaming elephant!
( Crystal Meth What colour are quarks?, Wed 10 Mar, 14:25, Reply)

I made this after watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FnmnuDiVno
(moistness Free vector portrait - see my profile, Wed 10 Mar, 13:26, Reply)

...!


[Edit]- And i really am getting so fed up of seeing that smug wankers face.
(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 13:29, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha!
That's lovely.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

hahahaha... thats fab!

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

at the other end....

( The Twisted Omentum Political Incorrectness Gone Mad, Wed 10 Mar, 13:35, Reply)

Mandelson fits that *far* too well.
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:37, Reply)

The others to about 5 mins each to shop in - he to 5 seconds! (as his wife will confirm)

( The Twisted Omentum Political Incorrectness Gone Mad, Wed 10 Mar, 13:39, Reply)

that's as good as my best orgasm ever, times'd by 1000

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:40, Reply)

thanks
how good is 1000 orgasms?
( The Twisted Omentum Political Incorrectness Gone Mad, Wed 10 Mar, 13:48, Reply)

it's the metric system

( The Twisted Omentum Political Incorrectness Gone Mad, Wed 10 Mar, 14:02, Reply)

not quite as good as a hit of heroin
according to the film
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 14:14, Reply)

NO!
Trainspotting = good.
Tories = not good.

Dichotomy.
( chog24, Wed 10 Mar, 13:41, Reply)

aw, cheer up :)

(RoryrattleHead there's no depletion of the anal secretion, Wed 10 Mar, 13:33, Reply)

brilliant
*click*
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:39, Reply)

it's better with the music
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWpgHM0tXAY
(RoryrattleHead there's no depletion of the anal secretion, Wed 10 Mar, 13:45, Reply)

Brill :)

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:44, Reply)

thanks, it's a pea from a little while ago

(RoryrattleHead there's no depletion of the anal secretion, Wed 10 Mar, 13:47, Reply)

Get used to it
you're more than likely going to see him round quite a bit for the next for 4 years at least....
( The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar, 13:34, Reply)

: ((
fuckin' politics eh?
(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 13:35, Reply)

I'm going to vote for the British Anarchist Party (BAP)
they won't be standing in any elections which saves me going out to vote - this is pure win!
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:38, Reply)

Is Cameron now a meme?
I like this, I think its good
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:29, Reply)

He's a twat and a meme
Tweme? or a Memat?
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

Twatme

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:32, Reply)

Arf!

( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:32, Reply)

Oh right, if you insist....
*twats*
( The magic of chutney Ducking deadlines as they whizz past, Wed 10 Mar, 13:34, Reply)

Yes


blog and archive
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 10 Mar, 13:40, Reply)

arf

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 13:29, Reply)

haha
nice shadow too :)
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

Hahahaha
Excellent.
(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

Ha ha ha!
Excellent..
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

hahaha! The picture for "A" is a brilliant choice :D

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:32, Reply)

Yes!
Like this.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:35, Reply)

i'd like to give him a stroke in the bollocks.
no, wait, not a stroke. what's that other word? oh yes, a kick.
( Smash Monkey full-frontal nerdity, Wed 10 Mar, 13:38, Reply)

Spoofage = top
Now, if only we could get this on prime time tv
( chog24, Wed 10 Mar, 13:39, Reply)

nicely
..
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 10 Mar, 13:41, Reply)

The new Prime President
He reminds me of a kid I went school with whos dad was on the governers board... In other words I want to punch the the sod.
( Mr Jihadam, Wed 10 Mar, 13:41, Reply)

Did you go to Hogwarts?

(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 10 Mar, 13:47, Reply)

Gah!
Even the kid on the left is looking at him like he's a bell-end.
( Mr Jihadam, Wed 10 Mar, 14:04, Reply)

I got a tour round my local mason meeting place thingy

(Hockmiester, Wed 10 Mar, 13:43, Reply)

:)

(asciifaceofbob meh, Wed 10 Mar, 13:45, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Propps, Wed 10 Mar, 14:16, Reply)

don't go defaming us masons by linking us to Cameron... I mean, PLEASE!

( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 13:50, Reply)

so now I'm doing ok with filters & blue in PS
here's another - hope it's not bindun.



as monkdagola suggested avatar porn, I went with drugs instead :D
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:11, Reply)

Maybe she's born with it?
Sorry, mis-read that.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:14, Reply)

Near the top linking-because-I-laughed-at-it:
www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/10/bbc-gordon-brown-match-day
( zeltergiset, Wed 10 Mar, 13:21, Reply)

Oh, that's wonderful...
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:23, Reply)

hmmm
/links thataway

*files under who cares*
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:23, Reply)

WHAT
Links are fine, just not in a new thread. Awful nazi-ing.
( zeltergiset, Wed 10 Mar, 13:26, Reply)

ooh watchout!! its the Board Nazi-Nazis!!

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:30, Reply)

I've seen people slated for much less here
And links are usually related to the post, rather than random football articles. Sea tramp slated someone last night for daring to use the word awesome so back off buddy!!!

And is there such a thing as good nazi-ing?

:D
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

SeaTramp should not really be used as
weathervane on many things...

;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:35, Reply)

BBC does the right thing


Mail readers still use it as opportunity for a pop at the Beeb
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 13:30, Reply)

OMG I shouldn't even read mail reader comments
It pust me in such a bad mood :(
( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 14:03, Reply)

Maybe
if Talk to Frank got James Cameron to do their advert and not David Mitchell pretending to be a dog, people might listen
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:14, Reply)

yeah - super creepy
A friend of my ex had a son called Charlie and was toying with the idea of calling his new daughter Avaline....

Genius or nutsack?
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:16, Reply)

Yes.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 13:18, Reply)

How about Nosecandy?

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:32, Reply)

wasn't she one of the boswell's from hit TV series Bread

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 13:15, Reply)

haha

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:17, Reply)

'hit TV series'
Is that a series that makes you want to hit your TV?
( joefish Never be rude to an Amstrad, Wed 10 Mar, 13:53, Reply)

hahahahhaha!

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:18, Reply)

'ave we done 'aveabanana yet?
/nicely done, by the way
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 13:18, Reply)

it's all bin' done
there is no originality.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 13:19, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
thought I was original
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:24, Reply)

I think you made the right decision
I hear the porn's being saved for the DVD.
(cenaris adds Metroid: Other M to his wishlist, Wed 10 Mar, 13:19, Reply)

a genuine 'blue' movie

( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 13:20, Reply)

:D

(cenaris adds Metroid: Other M to his wishlist, Wed 10 Mar, 13:24, Reply)

yeah and as I've already done octopus sex, there is no going back
www.b3ta.com/board/9952617

*awaits obvious jokes*

:D
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:22, Reply)

Those far-away eyes
take me to a far-away place.
(Pytchblend Said several 'Hail Mary's' on, Wed 10 Mar, 13:20, Reply)

the whole film would have been greatly improved
if the plot had segued into that of pulp fiction about halfway through
(benito vaselinni, Wed 10 Mar, 13:26, Reply)

'ning[yep]

(dysny H.I.V. > HIV > HI V > HI 5 > HIGH 5 > HIGH FIVE!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:53, Reply)

Ace fillum
Mrs V & I watched those three back-to-back-to-back a few weekends ago.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:54, Reply)

Yup, sounds like a plan.

( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:57, Reply)

Arf!

( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:56, Reply)

hahaha! Omen (the original, not the remake with no atmosphere) was ace :D
cor, I finally escaped that meeting!
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 12:57, Reply)

Thing with the remake
well-made, well cast, looked great

UTTERLY POINTLESS!

props to giving Giovanni Radice a part in a mjor hollywood film
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 12:59, Reply)

the original had such atmosphere, but the remake was so sterile in my opinion....

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:01, Reply)

The original is a classic
the remake and the one with the girl as the Anti-Christ need to be burnt as a sacrifice to Gods of Film-making in the hope we can appease them
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 12:59, Reply)

^this^
with shiny bells on
( oldpoint is going to the moon in 2025, Wed 10 Mar, 13:02, Reply)

They don't make music like this anymore :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OkFLdPaoZQ
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:08, Reply)

YES!
also, the guys who remade the Wicker Man....
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:07, Reply)

Absolutely
I have never been more enraged about a remake than that one!
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:10, Reply)

well, maybe "deathrace 2000" ;D

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:11, Reply)

how about them redoing the italian job
sacre bleu
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:13, Reply)

aaaarrrrrggghhhh! and "Get Carter" - fuck me that was painful...

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:13, Reply)

I'd blow his bloody doors off
the person who came up with those ideas *shakes fist*

And jude cuntytwat law *shudders*
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:15, Reply)

the only time Jude Law has been good in anything was Gattica

( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:32, Reply)

Itlain Job
perfectly adequate action film

DON'T CALL IT THE ITALIAN JOB
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 13:32, Reply)

dear god, that one really was an abomination

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 13:11, Reply)

I love Prodigy's link to
"Step away from the bike!"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHg22_gy2FM
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:14, Reply)

did they make a newer one then?
my bunker clearly doesn't let me get out much
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:08, Reply)

in 2006
www.imdb.com/title/tt0466909/

oh, and the 4th one: Omen IV: The Awakening
www.imdb.com/title/tt0102585/
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:10, Reply)

hmmmm
looks like it was remade so they could release it on 6/6/06.

Twats.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:14, Reply)

Yes
also the one with the girl anti-christ is like I Love Horses but not as scary :D
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:13, Reply)

^ this.
completely.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:05, Reply)

have you seen teh amount of movies they are currently trying to remake?
it's just heartbreaking what they are trying to cash in on...

Flight of the Navigator? Karate Kid? Robocop? Total Recall?

WHY?!?!?
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:09, Reply)

Easy money, I'm guessing.
And a complete lack of creativity on the part of Hollywood. There's still some good stuff coming out from non-US sources.

Sadly, for every 'The Lives of Others' or '36' we get 10 'Saw' sequels and the like.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:12, Reply)

or those god-awful spoof "movie" movies
epic movie, superhero movie, disaster movie, ad infinitum
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:17, Reply)

and then, there's *shudders*
Will 'No, I am funny really' Ferrell....


See also Adam Sandler, etc etc etc etc
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:22, Reply)

Indeed what has happened to the genuinely funny people?
There is no new talent just people who act and we are told these are funny guys and we must find them funny else we are not funny and are void of a sense of humour.
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:27, Reply)

Saturday Night Live must shoulder some
of the blame.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:30, Reply)

Americans have lost their sense of humour
as Friday and Saturday Night Live did launch some genuine funny people - Mike Myers, Steve Martin (in his early stuff), Bill Murray etc.
( maiden beware she is a pixeldriver :D, Wed 10 Mar, 13:35, Reply)

Steve Carel is funny
even if his film choices leave a bit to be desired

And I like Seth Rogen too.

But I prefer comedies where they use proper actors.
Like Midnight Run
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 13:35, Reply)

Midnight Run...
Now there's a fine film.

*highly approves*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:39, Reply)

One of top five

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 13:50, Reply)

Shameful, I know, but I did fine Billy Madison funny.
plus it has Bridgette Wilson in it...
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:38, Reply)

Because children are stupid, uppity and precocious
As such, they generally won't go to see "old" films, so if they "remake" them, they're more attractive, they can make more money out of the same francise, and generally buying the rights is cheaper than employing scripwriters and all that bollocks to come up with something original and/or interesting.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 13:16, Reply)

my favourite
non-remade film is Gone in 60 Seconds.
(dysny H.I.V. > HIV > HI V > HI 5 > HIGH 5 > HIGH FIVE!, Wed 10 Mar, 13:17, Reply)

not this one

(dysny H.I.V. > HIV > HI V > HI 5 > HIGH 5 > HIGH FIVE!, Wed 10 Mar, 13:32, Reply)

It's a remake!
sorry
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 13:33, Reply)

talking about
the original here
(dysny H.I.V. > HIV > HI V > HI 5 > HIGH 5 > HIGH FIVE!, Wed 10 Mar, 13:39, Reply)

hold the phone!!!!
WHAT??? they are remaking total recall?

*makes tea in a huff*

*decides to use cup instead*
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 13:18, Reply)

I watched Hitchcock's The Birds for the first time the other day.
Partly because Mrs V and I bought a box set of 14 HCs in the sales, and partly because I heard on here that they're remaking it.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 13:20, Reply)

that is a scary film
it gets in your head, much better than modern nonsense like Saw that rely on shocks and gore. Bet they ruin the remake by changing the birds into Nazguls or something.
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:23, Reply)

My Mum saw it at the cinema when it first came out.
When she got home a pigeon had got down the chimney and was sat waiting for them, all sooty and panicky...
(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar, 13:27, Reply)

its the black ones you have to watch

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 13:31, Reply)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8080966.stm
also reports of it all over t'internets
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 13:44, Reply)

excellent...

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 13:00, Reply)

(RoryrattleHead there's no depletion of the anal secretion, Wed 10 Mar, 13:11, Reply)

is it just me
or does that omen kid look like jon venebles
(Barksley thinks he doesn't think he thinks, Wed 10 Mar, 14:19, Reply)

Chamelemong....


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 10 Mar, 12:31, Reply)

Sammy Davies Jnr?

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:32, Reply)

Racist!
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:32, Reply)

Mornington Crescent!

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:34, Reply)

I see your Mornington Crescent and raise it with
Nigel Farage enjoying his Marge:


( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:35, Reply)

Have at you, Sir!

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:37, Reply)

*LOL*
Egads, I am bested!

:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:38, Reply)

how about...
?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:45, Reply)

or....


( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 10 Mar, 12:47, Reply)

Hahahaha
Andrew Neil's Jellied Eels


(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar, 12:50, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:50, Reply)

OR EVEN..
Winona Ryder's Knitted Spider


>Insert image here<
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 13:02, Reply)

Now that sounds
*very* wrong...
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 13:06, Reply)

Legend
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmKxgRzc3f0
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:37, Reply)

aww bless

( Jamnog <s>I have a hangover</s> am creating a hangover, Wed 10 Mar, 12:33, Reply)

Poor fella.
His friend will help him out:


( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:34, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:34, Reply)

ARF!

(twattybanjo, Wed 10 Mar, 12:35, Reply)

hahahaha!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:36, Reply)

hahaha!
:D

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 10 Mar, 12:38, Reply)

WIN!!!

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 12:41, Reply)

What a chirpy little fellow!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:34, Reply)

The 3 minute 55 second mile


Q&D but I can't believe after nearly a week of this compo there's been no TICK.

He's nigh indestructible you know.

CFB if you can really be bothered.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:20, Reply)

nicely
not seen him for ages
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:28, Reply)

SPOON!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:32, Reply)

or bananaman

( Jamnog <s>I have a hangover</s> am creating a hangover, Wed 10 Mar, 12:31, Reply)

Spreading his Buttery Justice!
( Scarylion is wee'ing a lot, Wed 10 Mar, 12:32, Reply)

Obviously you didn't look hard enough.
www.b3ta.com/board/9945778
(equally quick and dirty)
(Captain Shrapnel should still have his L plates on, Wed 10 Mar, 12:36, Reply)

Ah good - faith in b3ta is restored...

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:40, Reply)

Alternative cover for Tony Blair's memoirs 'The Journey'


blog and archive
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Wed 10 Mar, 12:17, Reply)

Good Lord!
*desperately tries to unsee*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:18, Reply)

nononononono
the horror!
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:19, Reply)

christ on a bike

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 12:19, Reply)

well....
um..
( Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 10 Mar, 12:19, Reply)

hideous

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 12:20, Reply)

Third hard on of the day!
No wait...
( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:20, Reply)

Oh my stars.

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:20, Reply)

yah!

( Griffy Savalas like a pear cider that's made from 100% pear, Wed 10 Mar, 12:21, Reply)

oh dear :P
You know, the 'W' stands for Dubya ;)
( Pedro Hin Man shot in chest, leg knocks on door for help, Wed 10 Mar, 12:21, Reply)

Has someone changed the NSFW settings
more and more images are NSFW in my opinion.

Maybe the question should read "where do you work that these images are acceptable?"
(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar, 12:21, Reply)

this

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:22, Reply)

I work in that place off that film Hostel.

( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:22, Reply)

should be Ok for you then!

(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar, 12:24, Reply)

that

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:23, Reply)

I think in this case the nudity is entirely justified satirically.
For pr0n, there's NSFW. For everything else, there's Adblock.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:24, Reply)

I've been following B3ta for years but the images are becoming more explicit ....
I never visit on a Tuesday because a badly drawn pink cock is still a cock ..... anyway, I might have to forego B3ta in the future albeit reluctantly
(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar, 12:29, Reply)

Even at home?

( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:31, Reply)

I'm mostly a work lurker

(wallnut, Wed 10 Mar, 12:33, Reply)

B3ta is generally a NSFW site, I don't dare look at it in the office in case some twat has posted something dodgy
the rule is that you don't post stuff that looks like porn.

This looks like a famous photo of John lennon thats been shopped
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 12:24, Reply)

^ this
I now have a conditioned reflex that whenever I press f5, my mouse hand automatically moves to hover over a different tab just in case something dreadful appears...
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:30, Reply)

b3ta RSI...
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:31, Reply)

my mouse hand is hovering over my different tab right now

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:33, Reply)

yes
and no, obviously
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:23, Reply)

holy fucking shit!
And I thought mine was boke-inducing...


( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 12:24, Reply)

the tenderness of yours is easily more horrific

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 12:25, Reply)

^ this

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:29, Reply)

Could someone point me in the direction of
this adblock thing you're all talking about?
( Halibut cover me with kisses, baby... cover me with love, Wed 10 Mar, 12:27, Reply)

there is a Hide button under every post, use that

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 12:29, Reply)

But hide bins the whole thread...
It's a Firefox add-on. If you're on IE I don't think there's any equivalent.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:34, Reply)

Post-it notes are your friend

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:36, Reply)

I just checked and it's the entire front page of google results for "adblock"
Hope that helps.
( zeltergiset, Wed 10 Mar, 12:51, Reply)

Hasn't worked for me since installing Firefox 3.5

( Stilton Cheesewright pondering the relevance of elephants, Wed 10 Mar, 13:55, Reply)

Hahahaha! Blimey.
:D

*clicks*

( Fresh Water Mole - loves his baby boy more and more each day, Wed 10 Mar, 12:32, Reply)

yikes

(benito vaselinni, Wed 10 Mar, 13:07, Reply)

Harry!

( claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 10 Mar, 12:03, Reply)

I'm watching you Harry

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:07, Reply)

FIGHT!

(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 12:12, Reply)

"Here he comes to save the day!!!!"


Mon premiere .GIF avec le coq magenta...
How else do you think it stays up?
( FoxyBox Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:49, Reply)

3rd time lucky, eh?
;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:50, Reply)

Ya. noob :|

( FoxyBox Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

hey - no worries.
Got there in the end...

Welcome/Chair/Kitten/Hotel California/etc !
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:57, Reply)

After all that, this is good!
Personally I'd have done away with the magenta and the anim, but hey ho.

Pull up a croissant, welcome to b3ta
( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:51, Reply)

welcome to b3ta
pull up a kitten, shop a magenta ;)
(RoryrattleHead there's no depletion of the anal secretion, Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

lacks kittens
:D welcome!
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

The whole thing is a big pile of dead mangled kittens

( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:53, Reply)

phew
that was close.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:54, Reply)

after Camp Freddy launched the Google thread down there, I was about to start looking for Giraffes
to do a giraffe/cockatoo combo (Girafftoo?)



what IS the internet coming to?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:55, Reply)

girls tits, by the look of it
people come to much worse on the internet. much, much, much worse.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 11:57, Reply)

I wonder what's the highest rated deviant search item?

( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

octopus in cunt

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 11:59, Reply)

No, you've got Google's search options wrong
This is a new Beta thing they've been testing.

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar, 13:11, Reply)

snatch landrovers

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:00, Reply)

arf!
noon chapster
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:01, Reply)

'noon
just having a bite of lunch, spicy smokey sausage wraps.

mmm...

what you got?
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:10, Reply)

scotch broth
:
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:24, Reply)

with added scotch
*hic*
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:34, Reply)

That's your porn name, isn't it?

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:01, Reply)

Mine's Pixie Dixon
:)
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:02, Reply)

*restrains self from doing joke*
:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:08, Reply)

haha

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:03, Reply)

you've seen my work then?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:12, Reply)

I got the box-set for Christmas.
Pfft - 'box-set'

/gets coat
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:14, Reply)

was it a well used box?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:15, Reply)

Hahahaha!
It was indeed.

:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:16, Reply)

cheese-grater cock

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:01, Reply)

Chuckle brothers rimming Toney the Tiger

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:02, Reply)

emu fisting

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 12:03, Reply)

Lesbian Giraffes gone wild.

( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:03, Reply)

Its disgusing!
...who searches for girls aloud!...
(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 11:57, Reply)

not as many as wank over giraffes apparently

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

.....mmm giraffes.

(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 11:59, Reply)

Damn j00!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:59, Reply)

*ahem*
what IS the internet my search history coming to?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

that's google's stats young man. not mine
If it was mine it would be "Felicity Kendall in stockings and suspenders covered in baby oil eating a wafer thin mint in a seductive manner"

*ahem*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:00, Reply)

Good grief man!
Wasn't that DVD of 'The Good Life - Director's Sexy Cut' enough for you?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:02, Reply)

...
"Results 1 - 10 of about 305,000 for Felicity Kendall in stockings and suspenders covered in baby oil eating a wafer thin mint in a seductive manner. (0.47 seconds)"
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:02, Reply)

hehe- what?
How about "Fiona Bruce in a vat of custard wrestling with Jorja Fox?"
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:04, Reply)

Second hard on of the day!
bbs.
( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:06, Reply)

Dammit
"No results found for Fiona Bruce in a vat of custard wrestling with Jorja Fox."
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:09, Reply)

that's why we have PS
get on it now!
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 12:14, Reply)

can't you do it?
I'm busy pretending to be a teenage boy on Facebook
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 12:15, Reply)

how strange
i'm pretending to be a teenage girl.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:16, Reply)

Oh and
I'm pretending to be a sexual predator.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:20, Reply)

Ooooof!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:17, Reply)

mmmmm Sarah from CSI
she'm lovely.

Her and the lass from mythbusters...
( chenobble Time Travel Society Chair - 1997, 1523-34, 1999-02, Wed 10 Mar, 12:11, Reply)

^ see also
Olivia Wilde.

Mmmmmmmmmm.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:13, Reply)

Indeed.
But I prefer Lisa Edelstein.In fact, I love her.
( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 12:17, Reply)

Oh, yes. Series One of the West Wing...
Her appearances make it worth the purchase on their own.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:19, Reply)

good lord
i think i've just cum.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:12, Reply)

oh yes

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 12:05, Reply)

giraffes in bras!

( The Alchemist is no head honcho, but has a silky poncho, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

giraffes
are more popular than girls aloud.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

Micky, you jerk.

( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 10 Mar, 11:54, Reply)

Haha.
Accueillir à b3ta, force sur un coq et un chaton un magasin, vous ne mangerez jamais de feuille.
( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 11:55, Reply)

Yay!
Also - TJ: I've just got CS4 finally. What tutorials do you sluts recommend - seeing as previously I only had CS2? Photoshop mainly.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:55, Reply)

showoff!
they won't splash out here, even though the number of times we have to go back to the client asking them to retro save is increasing exponentionally


*grumbles*
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:57, Reply)

Oh this isn't at w**k.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:04, Reply)

i do hope that it is a fully legal copy
as we don't break the law round these parts.
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Wed 10 Mar, 12:14, Reply)

Of course.
I deliberately paid over the odds for it to make sure.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:32, Reply)

get the tutorial for reinstalling CS2 and not being so posh

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

Kapow!
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:59, Reply)

I'm scared of later versions of photoshop
I like my imageready and knowing how most things work.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 12:00, Reply)

Bless Adobe.
They took the whole ImageRready stuff and shoe-horned it into Fireworks.

That made a load of sense. Actually, not so much :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:04, Reply)

I've been using AfterEffects at work recently
I think it's designed for computers that have 467.4 TB of RAM. Any source clip over 10MB and my computer has a stroke.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 12:08, Reply)

Premiere in CS4
offers the same 'functionality'.


Grrrr.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:09, Reply)

bah
I've been wrestling with Premiere 2 recently too, but I won yesterday. yeeeah.

I'm going to have to go off and do some work/crash-dodging now I fear.
( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 12:18, Reply)

Racist.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 12:03, Reply)

huzzah
welcome etc

( Griffy Savalas like a pear cider that's made from 100% pear, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

*clicks*

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:00, Reply)

hahaha
Not seen that before. Brill.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:00, Reply)

I love this
I almost want to have its babies
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 12:15, Reply)

Ha ha ha.

( An Eagle in Your Mind FUCK MY ROBOT FACE, Wed 10 Mar, 12:23, Reply)

MIghty Mouse stole their flag
So now one of them is dicking themselves?

Now that's patriotism!
(cenaris adds Metroid: Other M to his wishlist, Wed 10 Mar, 12:01, Reply)

:)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 12:02, Reply)

Gotta love a superhero who sings his own theme tune.

( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 10 Mar, 12:03, Reply)

. . .

(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 11:44, Reply)

Hahahahahaha
Win
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:45, Reply)

Oh the huge manatee, etc.
Nicely!
( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:45, Reply)

POUR LES HOMMES
 

 
( Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 10 Mar, 11:50, Reply)

Yay

( chenobble Time Travel Society Chair - 1997, 1523-34, 1999-02, Wed 10 Mar, 12:08, Reply)

Awww, look at his little smile!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:47, Reply)

He needs hugs :D!

(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

hohoho

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar, 11:47, Reply)

hahahahahaha!

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:47, Reply)

very good
but I still say Hippos are funnier
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:48, Reply)

:o

(w00tAlohrs Bullet-point proof., Wed 10 Mar, 11:50, Reply)

hippos and cats ftw

(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

I recognise that hippo...

( Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 10 Mar, 12:05, Reply)

Buoyancy problems ahead I fear.
Woo.
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:50, Reply)

Also rust

( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

haha woosomely done

( drbroon a poor wee monkey stole his face, Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

Pfffft
you silly
( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:54, Reply)

Don't go anywhere, I'll be with you in a minute...
*hunts for spanging pan*
(Kerrisis "Eyes open, now. I want to watch you slip away!", Wed 10 Mar, 11:52, Reply)

woo sir

( Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 10 Mar, 11:58, Reply)

:D
the most tedious author I have ever read
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:59, Reply)

This is
wonderful.
( Smallbrainfield, Wed 10 Mar, 13:06, Reply)

coming soon?


source image - weird japanese, no idea what was going on but I was searching for jelly babies when this popped up....
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

'searching for jelly babies'
interesting euphemism...

;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:29, Reply)

I was searching for jelly babies
all over a picture of Winona Ryder.
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Wed 10 Mar, 11:30, Reply)

Bwahahaha!

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:31, Reply)

Oi.
You leave Winny out of this.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:34, Reply)

Mind the piss

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:34, Reply)

You got the mop there?
Ewww, it's got on my shoes :(
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:35, Reply)

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:38, Reply)

nicely shopped!
that is so weird
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:29, Reply)

thank you - I'm learning all the time
now I feel hungry.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:36, Reply)

er no
I feel ill now :S
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:39, Reply)

Wow, I disappear for 10 minutes and my thread becomes super-massive!
Who'd have thunk it.
( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:39, Reply)

if you stop touching it
it will get smaller again.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:42, Reply)

That'll never do

( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:54, Reply)

Jelly babies.
Yeah right ;p
( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:29, Reply)

or something... wish I could remember
I certainly didn't google "weird japanese head octopus women"

pfft!
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:32, Reply)

:)
" I certainly didn't google "weird japanese head octopus women".....so far this morning "
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:34, Reply)

but I did google some porn
and then had a wank
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:37, Reply)

... is the correct answer!
:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:38, Reply)

but only in some circles



Does b3ta really corrupt absolutely?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:40, Reply)

Pretty much, yeah.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:41, Reply)

yeah
you'd get this:

probably NSFW at all
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 11:36, Reply)

What the hell?

( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:40, Reply)

if it has no head...
how can it be japanese? Are certain things different that I don't know about?

also:I did just google that and first page had a picture of someone with an octopus up their arse which I won't link because well, just because.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:41, Reply)

oh dear lord
you're not joking
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:44, Reply)

very much this
you couldn't make it up!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:48, Reply)

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:42, Reply)

Oh I've missed him!

( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:45, Reply)

:D

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:51, Reply)

*pulls trousers down*
( Darklord, Wed 10 Mar, 11:30, Reply)

First hard on of the day!
bbs
( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 11:31, Reply)

That's better.

( Whato_Jeeves has decided to retire his signature indefinitely, Wed 10 Mar, 11:32, Reply)

*passes tissues*

(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:35, Reply)

You may want to reconsider that diet, you know...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:21, Reply)

I instantly thought 'avatar porn'

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:32, Reply)

though a bit of lesbo/fish action would get the board flowing again
I did it so I could learn how to make things blue in ps.

*sticks to excuse*
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:34, Reply)

Whatever dyke!

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:37, Reply)

have you ever dated a woman?
Cos I have, just to see what it's like.

They are nuts. My ex-gf turned into a stalker!

I prefer men and their man cocks personally.
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:44, Reply)

I dated a pistachio once
good snack that was.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:55, Reply)

how queer
*click*
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:33, Reply)

I came.

( Ttssattsr REMOTOBEWTS, Wed 10 Mar, 11:47, Reply)

Had to be done...


Click for bigger (280 kb)
( Barbarossa assorabraB, Wed 10 Mar, 10:44, Reply)

off to see it in a few hours, cannae wait mon!

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 10:45, Reply)

It's great! Enjoy.

( Crystal Meth What colour are quarks?, Wed 10 Mar, 10:52, Reply)

did you see a different version then?
the version I saw was utter gash
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 10:58, Reply)

Are you a purest for the source material
or did it offend you for other reasons?
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 10:59, Reply)

it didn't offend me, because it isn't a direct translation of the original source material
but it didn't live up to the generated hype about it,
a lot more style over substance, and the style wasn't all that great either.
/humble opinion on the internets only mind you
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:02, Reply)

you shouldn't listen to hype ;)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:06, Reply)

thankfully I didn't, I was going to see it anyway
I just hoped for a lot more...

... and then there was the dancing...
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:09, Reply)

I'd heard thats like super-marmite :D

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:10, Reply)

haha, no, THIS is super-marmite...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:11, Reply)

NO, this is super marmite
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1229772/Marmite-just-got-better-worse-makers-prepare-extra-strong-version-spread.html
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:13, Reply)

\o/
Excellent news!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:16, Reply)

this!
I've just been to the Dentist and all my teeth hurt

*edit* and yes I did.


Ow, my teeth really hurt!
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:19, Reply)

he's doesn't sound like a very good Dentist

( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:22, Reply)

Is it safe?

( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:24, Reply)

Pfft!
Nice one, Archie.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:25, Reply)

usually yes



pardon? what's going on?
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:26, Reply)

all explained here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG5Qk-jB0D4
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

I've never seen that film
:)
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:31, Reply)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( barryheadwound Mul - ti - pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

Is it 2.30 already?

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:27, Reply)

It better not be.
I'll have missed my interview, if so.

*crosses everything*
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

tooth-hurty = 2.30
= dentist time...

geddit???
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:29, Reply)

Yeah, I know...
I was buying time while I looked for the larger of my spanging pans.

:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:31, Reply)

oooh, good luck fella :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:29, Reply)

Cheers, Archie.

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:45, Reply)

Interview
oh, good luck with that sir
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:30, Reply)

Thanks, chap!
You coming along tomorrow?
SayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYesSayYes
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:46, Reply)

*says yes*

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:53, Reply)

\o/

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 12:15, Reply)

*spang*
(camp freddy has decided men are ok cos she wants a shag now, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

The dialogue is so dull isn't it?
You spend the whole time not listening to what they're actually saying, just trying to identify the voices.

"That's Babs Windsor isn't it? What's she doing in this piece of shit film?"
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Wed 10 Mar, 11:20, Reply)

the visuals were initally great, a real spectacle
but the novelty wore off after a short while, and then I tried to settle into the story/script etc, but it didn't 'gel' for me. but hey ho, can't please all people.

But... The dancing...
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:22, Reply)

Well, my friend was underwhelmed, but I really enjoyed it :)

( Crystal Meth What colour are quarks?, Wed 10 Mar, 11:02, Reply)

that's what she said !
ha!
(CatDog Butterfly WITH A BOMB, Wed 10 Mar, 11:23, Reply)

It's meh
If you put your fingers in your ears it would be one of the most beautiful films evah. But Alice is excruciatingly poor and the script is... average at best, and there's breakdancing >.<
(simbosan, Wed 10 Mar, 11:07, Reply)

Fuck off...
breakdancing, really? What kind of fuckery...
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:09, Reply)

Breakdancing? o_0
Please tell me that's not so....
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:10, Reply)

The subjects of Wonderland refer to it as "Fotterwacking"
I refer to it as "Oh fuck, he's doing it again! Somebody stop him!"
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Wed 10 Mar, 11:18, Reply)

:(
I booked tickets yesterday. Dammit.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:20, Reply)

you'll probably love it though, so don;t go in with pre-conceived ideas from us old grumpies
as Toasty said up there, it's a very 'Marmite' film, probably one of the biggest Marmite movies of the last few years (along with Avatar, of course)
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:25, Reply)

:)
Oh, I dunno... I'm one of the old grumpies!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:30, Reply)

I refer to it as 'time to go get popcorn again or go for a piss-wacking'

( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:23, Reply)

Oh dear. I don't like dancing in films.
YOU HEAR ME, HOLLYWOOD!? NO. DANCING.
( The Alchemist is no head honcho, but has a silky poncho, Wed 10 Mar, 11:17, Reply)

except Breakdance 2 Electric Boogaloo of course

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:20, Reply)

Well of course.
And Bollywood can do it if they like, I understand that's essential.

But I should say : Spiderman 3!
( The Alchemist is no head honcho, but has a silky poncho, Wed 10 Mar, 11:23, Reply)

that would mean
Dirty Dancing is now just plain Dirty, and Costner's 2nd best film is ...With Wolves
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:20, Reply)

I would watch a film called "With Wolves" in a heart beat
I imagine everyone would just end all their lines "...with wolves".
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Wed 10 Mar, 11:22, Reply)

"What's that coming over the hill?!!?"
"Wolves!"

"Oh no, lets hide in this shop!"

"We can't" "Why not!!" "...Wolves"
( The Alchemist is no head honcho, but has a silky poncho, Wed 10 Mar, 11:24, Reply)

" I need to go peel the spuds for dinner
with Wolves"
( Arkwright is not Alan Carr, you heartless bastards., Wed 10 Mar, 11:26, Reply)

after bull durham?

(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:24, Reply)

Robin Hood
Prince of Thieves, obviously!
( twig Save 6 Music, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

gah!
piss!
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:31, Reply)

It would have been great if they'd done that with Dirty Dancing
it'd have just been called Dirty

and everyone would have sat about in chairs

edit: and there would have been mindpiss
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 11:23, Reply)

Sounds like
'H-Block - The Protest Years'
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:25, Reply)

hahaha
I bet you can get that on Betamax
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 11:26, Reply)

Dirty, dirty chairs...

( The Alchemist is no head honcho, but has a silky poncho, Wed 10 Mar, 11:26, Reply)

But you can't see it yet
The British poster clearly states at the bottom, the date '3/5/10' which is, in Britain, the 3rd of May, which is a Monday this year.

Clearly, either:
you are off to see some sort of pirate copy; or,
the Americans are trying to infect the rest of the planet with their illogical date system - the one that only they use.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Wed 10 Mar, 11:18, Reply)

Wunderbar!

me and ms. mediocre are going to see this tonight, possibly
( mediocre www.whatareweyourphotoshoppingbitches.com, Wed 10 Mar, 10:49, Reply)

I am so looking forward to seeing this.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 10:50, Reply)

One for the Imax
for the full 'experience'

;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 10:52, Reply)

I went to see this last night in 3D
I fell asleep!
It always sends me to sleep, 'Blade Runner' has the same effect on me...
Mrs. Darklord wasn't impressed by my snoring!
zzzzZZzzzZzzZzzZzzzz

Great pic, btw...
( Darklord, Wed 10 Mar, 10:52, Reply)

Blade Runner.... zzzzzzzzzzz
very pretty but very very dull
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 10:57, Reply)

especially if you watch the wrong version
the final Directors one was cack compared to the noir detective voice over version
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:00, Reply)

I actually prefer the original version
with the voiceover
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:04, Reply)

thats what I said
the directors one doesn't have it, and seems very sleepy
Although something tells me the original didn't have the voiceover, that was the second version to hit cinemas, along with the added happy ending from the Shining footage
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:10, Reply)

Heh
for a moment there I thought you were saying they tacked outtakes from The Shining onto Blade Runner in order to create a happy ending.
(_Felix happy tigers chuff to you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:13, Reply)

sarcasm is very hard to read and write on the internet
I assume you didn know that that was what the car driving off footage was
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:16, Reply)

Goodness
that's absurd.
(_Felix happy tigers chuff to you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

That's exactly what they did

( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:17, Reply)

eh?
I want to see this now

I've only seen Blade Runner once
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 11:25, Reply)

As if they would do that!
What - they did ?

;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:23, Reply)

The voiceover was there originally
though Scott didn't want it there.

It wasn't until 92 we got an official release of the V/O free version
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:16, Reply)

The Workprint or original Directors Cut came first (released 82 and 91)
that played badly to the test audiences so they added the voiceover and happy ending
then we got the third version which was more violemt than the US release and then there were another 3 versions after that!
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:19, Reply)

It's history is even more convoluted than I thought
and there was me thinking Scott and WB just wanted to milk it for all it's worth every ten years
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:25, Reply)

I've tried to watch all versions
I think I may have tried to see all the versions, about 20 times each!
But unable to stay awake through any.
I even have the sound track on vinyl and CD, so I'm honestly an interested fan of the film.
But it just knocks me out when it's played!
I can't help it, it's like Heroin for film buffs! : )
( Darklord, Wed 10 Mar, 11:07, Reply)

I've only managed the whole thing twice
But I've attempted it about once a year since the first time it was tv

I LOVE the new documentary on the DVD though
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:08, Reply)

Ace film.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:02, Reply)

i like to watch it on mute
and make up my own story.

Whatever i make up, it has less gigantic plot holes than the original.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar, 11:10, Reply)

hahaha
You LOON! ; )
( Darklord, Wed 10 Mar, 11:16, Reply)

heh
is that a nightmare-before-christmas tree, or just a similar motif?
 
( Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 10 Mar, 10:53, Reply)

I think it's a Tim Burton tree.

( Crystal Meth What colour are quarks?, Wed 10 Mar, 10:59, Reply)

he often uses stuff across movies
Jack Skellington is in Beetlejuice
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:04, Reply)

looks like a sleepy hollow tree to me

( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 10 Mar, 11:14, Reply)

needs more walken
also: cowbell
( Rapitinui then you shall have no pie, Wed 10 Mar, 11:20, Reply)

hahaha! ace :D
this looks like its a real love it or hate it movie - I hear from some it's utterly amazing with perfect performances, style and story. Other's have said it stinks to high heaven....

Still, I'm (hopefully) off to see avatar tonight (finally!), so I get to see if it's either as brill as some people say, or as crap as others have said...
( theoriginalsteve his spirit's gone, but his stench remains., Wed 10 Mar, 10:54, Reply)

Avatar is ok (controversial)

( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 10:56, Reply)

I finally plucked up courage to see it this week
Someone on here recently said it was a very good kids film, and so that was the attitude that Mr Space Bunny and I took along with us.

After all, despite our advanced ages, we still go to the flicks to see kids films if we like the sound of them, so we thought this was a sensible attitude to take.

And we had a thoroughly enjoyable time because of it. Had we gone with the intention of seeing a good adult-oriented SciFi/fantasy romp, we would probably have walked out at the predictability of it all. But as that is a standard necessity of a film aimed at children, we were expecting it and all was well.

Wish I had plumped for the normal version though. I only have good sight in one eye and much of the movie was blurred, though some of the ferns really stood out in 3D. Most of the adverts I actually saw depth all the way through, but not the film.

( wuffle the space bunny now walking without sticks on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:15, Reply)

The story is fairly rubbish, but the other stuff makes up for that.
I meant in Alice, but come to think of it, I'd say the same about Avatar.
( Crystal Meth What colour are quarks?, Wed 10 Mar, 11:02, Reply)

Avatar's story is predictable and a bit shit
But I still said "wow" when it finished.
( zeltergiset, Wed 10 Mar, 11:02, Reply)

I did thwe same thing
when I saw Independence day

*shames*
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:07, Reply)

Welcome to Earth!
*giggles*
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:10, Reply)

very much this
visually, its awesome.
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:08, Reply)

*prods*
did you get my mail?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:11, Reply)

I did, AYE
ta

:)
( bilbobaileybarneybobs Quack, Quack! Oops!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:25, Reply)

I sort of want to see it
but I'd rather Burton did his own stuff

Chuffed that it beat Avatar's 3-D opening weekend score though

EDIT: Also... phwooor!
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 10:57, Reply)

its not hard, there are twice as many cinemas with 3d now :D
expect that record to update for every film release for the next 2 years
( HappyToast sorted on, Wed 10 Mar, 11:01, Reply)

:D
I can't wait to see them!
( XLVII How's my lurking....?, Wed 10 Mar, 11:01, Reply)

I kind of want to see this
but i just can't hack pikeys and chav kids with their fucking huge boxes of popcorn, even though they don't eat any of it but just buy it COZ DA TV SED 2!

3 months tiem+Blu-ray+home cinema -pikey kids = win
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 10 Mar, 11:04, Reply)

This isn't directed at you, but
people who complain about the cinema really get on my goat.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:08, Reply)

You obviously go to a nice cinema in a nice area
I didn't go to the cinema ONCE last year, for the first time in nearly 30 years.

I LOVE the cinema, but I hate it that everytime I've gone in the last few years it's always ruined by selfish cunts who think it's their right to act like twats
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:10, Reply)

This

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:12, Reply)

People like Adam Sandler and Will Smith
/always acting like twats
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:13, Reply)

I've only had people being complete twats a few times.
And I generally go to the cinema about once a week.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:14, Reply)

well then you are extremely lucky
or you only watch films with subtitles

(which doesn't work either... Crouching Tiger, two minutes in, I hear "Oh, for fucks sake it's got fucking subtitles!".
Ten minutes in "Oh, this chink talk is doing my fucking nut in", and so on)
( Joe Scaramanga and I work for Global Bastards, Wed 10 Mar, 11:23, Reply)

I went to see the Twin Peaks prequel at the cinema
and I was the only one there - watching it on your own is massively freaky
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins, Wed 10 Mar, 11:28, Reply)

It might be that I'm the twat, so I don't notice it. :D

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:31, Reply)

move to sheffield!
we have the showroom, the countries biggest independent cinema, completely twat free.
(moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Wed 10 Mar, 11:30, Reply)

pfft
none taken.

But the nearest cinemas to me are REALLY pikey. Great facilitates, really nice cinemas, clean etc but oh GOD THE CHAVS!

I realise i'm being really snobby but well, i'm being snobby
(Ad7 Rename knives to 'gay sticks' and stop knife crime, Wed 10 Mar, 11:13, Reply)

This is the problem with the general public.
They keep using MY facilities.

MY cinema, MY restaurant, MY 'bus, MY tube.

When I went to see LOTR I, at the climax, as the camera closed in on his face and he realised What It Was He Had To Do, some bloody chav at the front's 'phone went off.

"'Ello? What? Nah - jus' watchin' some film, innit. Dunno - 'bout wizards an' shit, innit. What are you doin' tonight?"

!!!!!!!!
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:09, Reply)

Then *you* need...

( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock This is not a game of who the fuck are you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:15, Reply)

*buys twelfty elevens*

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:17, Reply)

I've had a phone go off behind me many years ago at the cinema
the one ended phone conversation I heard was along the lines of 'yeah, we're watching it now, bit boring. When is he a ghost?'

the film?
The Sixth Sense.

cheers, you c*nts

In other news, I watched 'Harry Brown' last night, Michael Caine's best performance in YEARS
( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:16, Reply)

Dear Christ.
See - when I'm the Grand High Poohbah, Benign Dictator Of Earh And All That Is Glorious, I'll adjust the statute laws to make murder legal in such a circumstance.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:18, Reply)

*votes Vagabond 2010*

( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:20, Reply)

My phone went off in the cinema the other week, but it was only a text,
and my text alert tone is Chewbacca. So it was hilarious.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:24, Reply)

hahaha, nicely :)

( The Great Architect, Wed 10 Mar, 11:26, Reply)

When Sam and Frodo looked like they were going to kiss
I shouted out 'GAY!'

Everyone laughed.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:21, Reply)

I trust you do this in every film?
There's nothing like a well-timed comment shouted out to make the whole cinema experience unforgettable.

20 GOTO 10.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:26, Reply)

Not every film, only when necessary.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:35, Reply)

There's no point in doing things in half-measures.
Either do it at every film, or don't do it at all.
( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:39, Reply)

I had a conversation with my mate on the phone,
who was sitting four chairs away from me the other day.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:43, Reply)

I bet you won't admit to being a paedophile, though.

( A Vagabond wretched toothless squawking, Wed 10 Mar, 11:46, Reply)

I'll see your bet and raise you an orphan.

( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:57, Reply)

I attempted to go see this,
but it was sold out so we went for asian food instead.
( monkdagola is going to rapekiss you, Wed 10 Mar, 11:04, Reply)